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The Gardening Thread

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by brb, Feb 29, 2020.

  1. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    ****! you ****s are old<laugh>
     
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  2. Diego

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    stfu sucky <grr>
     
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  3. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    I heard the japs or whatever used to tie yank soldiers up and grow the bamboo into them during the war.

    **** that
     
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  4. Diego

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    Up the fingernails mate, painful as **** and banned as a form of torture but it got results.
     
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  5. Treble

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    P.E. teacher in secondary school. Always the fcking P.E. teachers! I swear the bloke had rickets, legs bowed like a ring, and the female one was a butch lesbian.

    Then there was the woodwork teacher Mr Lloyd. He used to wrap your knuckles with the long edge of a D & T metal ruler if you happened to leave your hand on the work bench.

    Happy days <laugh>
     
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  6. Sucky

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    And dig them into the ground standing up with just head above ground and put jam on there faces so the ants would eat them.

    Again

    **** that
     
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  7. Sucky

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    Id have nutted the ****.

    Pussy
     
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    No that was Rambo mate.
     
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    Confession;
    Ive Never seen the rambo films
     
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  10. Diego

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    Buy a telly ffs <doh>
     
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  11. Treble

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    First Blood.

    Don't bother with the rest.

    Watch it <ok>
     
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  12. Sucky

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    Got 3 mate.

    None came with rambo though
     
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    <laugh>
     
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  14. Diego

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    Twat <whistle>
     
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    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Sounds like Fosse's cock <whistle>
     
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  16. DerekTheMole

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  17. PINKIE

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    Or he's just a very small man

    Which would mean he has both a huge cock and a tiny cock
     
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    you forgot the habit back then of throwing the big wooden backed blackboard rubbers at us .
     
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    I had at least one teacher in junior school who was a genuine sadist. As in, he seemed to take real pleasure in hurting and frightening kids. There were also quite a few others who almost certainly wouldn’t be tolerated in the profession today. Don’t let anyone say modern teachers and schools aren’t a huge improvement on the relatively recent past.
     
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    I think every school had them in the past, the amount of shady disfunctional characters that have gone through the teaching profession is frightening
     
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