The Gardening Thread

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Did you have a headmaster at junior school who got some kind of kick out of it?
I did, "this hurts me more than it will hurt you" batard <grr>
****! you ****s are old<laugh>
 
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Bamboo is a mutant alright <ok>

I once had some that grew right up in the middle of a neighbours living room when I was up the jungle

true story
I heard the japs or whatever used to tie yank soldiers up and grow the bamboo into them during the war.

**** that
 
Did you have a headmaster at junior school who got some kind of kick out of it?
I did, "this hurts me more than it will hurt you" batard <grr>

P.E. teacher in secondary school. Always the fcking P.E. teachers! I swear the bloke had rickets, legs bowed like a ring, and the female one was a butch lesbian.

Then there was the woodwork teacher Mr Lloyd. He used to wrap your knuckles with the long edge of a D & T metal ruler if you happened to leave your hand on the work bench.

Happy days <laugh>
 
Up the fingernails mate, painful as **** and banned as a form of torture but it got results.
And dig them into the ground standing up with just head above ground and put jam on there faces so the ants would eat them.

Again

**** that
 
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P.E. teacher in secondary school. Always the fcking P.E. teachers! I swear the bloke had rickets, legs bowed like a ring, and the female one was a butch lesbian.

Then there was the woodwork teacher Mr Lloyd. He used to wrap your knuckles with the long edge of a D & T metal ruler if you happened to leave your hand on the work bench.

Happy days <laugh>
Id have nutted the ****.

Pussy
 
P.E. teacher in secondary school. Always the fcking P.E. teachers! I swear the bloke had rickets, legs bowed like a ring, and the female one was a butch lesbian.

Then there was the woodwork teacher Mr Lloyd. He used to wrap your knuckles with the long edge of a D & T metal ruler if you happened to leave your hand on the work bench.

Happy days <laugh>
you forgot the habit back then of throwing the big wooden backed blackboard rubbers at us .
 
you forgot the habit back then of throwing the big wooden backed blackboard rubbers at us .


I had at least one teacher in junior school who was a genuine sadist. As in, he seemed to take real pleasure in hurting and frightening kids. There were also quite a few others who almost certainly wouldn’t be tolerated in the profession today. Don’t let anyone say modern teachers and schools aren’t a huge improvement on the relatively recent past.
 
I had at least one teacher in junior school who was a genuine sadist. As in, he seemed to take real pleasure in hurting and frightening kids. There were also quite a few others who almost certainly wouldn’t be tolerated in the profession today. Don’t let anyone say modern teachers and schools aren’t a huge improvement on the relatively recent past.

I think every school had them in the past, the amount of shady disfunctional characters that have gone through the teaching profession is frightening
 
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