The Gardening Thread

[Archers Road]

Great thread mate.
Are we doing the biggest sunflower contest this year?

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[FosseFilberto]

Are they piskies carrots?

Piskie's carrot is more of a chantenay ... allegedly

 

[FosseFilberto]

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Wid

 

[Edelman]

Oh yessssss. This is a bit of me.

This year I will be mostly growing, toms, chillies, courgettes, spuds, strawbs, raspberries, apples and pears.

Lazy bastard

 

[Edelman]

Wid

 

[Treble]

When they say "tie up the plant" dafuks that mean then

Stick a bamboo stick in the centre of the pot and tie the stem to it. Tomato plant stems are droopier than Fosse's cock the morning after fresher's week.

 

[Sucky]

Stick a bamboo stick in the centre of the pot and tie the stem to it. Tomato plant stems are droopier than Fosse's cock the morning after fresher's week.

Dont think im patient enough fir this gardening lark tbh, keep checkingbthem every day like cmon ffs

 

[Diego]

Stick a bamboo stick in the centre of the pot and tie the stem to it. Tomato plant stems are droopier than Fosse's cock the morning after fresher's week.

You kidding bro, bamboo grows about a foot per day nothing will compete with that

 

[Treble]

Dont think im patient enough fir this gardening lark tbh, keep checkingbthem every day like cmon ffs

You should've started with cress in cotton wool mate

Tbh tomatos are one of the easiest things to grow. Do it man!

 

[PINKIE]

Stick a bamboo stick in the centre of the pot and tie the stem to it. Tomato plant stems are droopier than Fosse's cock the morning after fresher's week.

Fosse just needs a sprinkle of miracle gro

 

[Treble]

You kidding bro, bamboo grows about a foot per day nothing will compete with that

I'm talking about the stuff you get in B&Q Diego, not your fcking escapades against the Viet Cong 50 years ago ffs!

 

[Treble]

Fosse just needs a sprinkle of miracle gro

 

[Diego]

I'm talking about the stuff you get in B&Q Diego, not your fcking escapades against the Viet Cong 50 years ago ffs!

Mixing me up with Comm mate but i get the B&Q reference, anything from their garden section is dead anyway.

 

[Treble]

Mixing me up with Comm mate but i get the B&Q reference, anything from their garden section is dead anyway.

It's basically a cheap support for any potted plant.

And don't lie, you still having flashbacks about that **** going under the finger nails?

 

[Diego]

It's basically a cheap support for any potted plant.

And don't lie, you still having flashbacks about that **** going under the finger nails?

Confession, i already knew that

 

[Treble]

Confession, i already knew that

Confession, I used to swing them about like Zorro, when one of those fckers caught you it fcking hurt

 

[Sucky]

Confession, I used to swing them about like Zorro, when one of those fckers caught you it fcking hurt

@Skylarker does that for fun bruv

 

[Treble]

 

[Diego]

Confession, I used to swing them about like Zorro, when one of those fckers caught you it fcking hurt

Did you have a headmaster at junior school who got some kind of kick out of it?
I did, "this hurts me more than it will hurt you" batard

 

[PINKIE]

You kidding bro, bamboo grows about a foot per day nothing will compete with that

Bamboo is a mutant alright

I once had some that grew right up in the middle of a neighbours living room when I was up the jungle

true story