The Drunk Thread
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Kipper mate, you play at the Ferndown Conservative club
Gayest post ever.
To be fair, you could pick any one of those sentences from Kipper's 'Dorset 3' tirade as the gayest post ever.
But yeah, Matt the hard as nails gym teacher
Kipper wants everybody to believe that he plays in a band, with a group of Ronnie Kray like nutters who'd snap you in two if you cuss their mothers. At dangerous underground venues where 200 bikers from the Hell's Angles turn up to worship him.
When the reality is that he plays to a handful of blue rinsers at the local Conservative club.
Not that he's a bullshitter or anything .......
When the reality is that he plays to a handful of blue rinsers at the local Conservative club.
Not that he's a bullshitter or anything .......
Had 4 pints of the black stuff.
Just opened a bottle of Malbec.
You’re all ****s
Just opened a bottle of Malbec.
You’re all ****s
Lightweight.Had 4 pints of the black stuff.
Just opened a bottle of Malbec.
You’re all ****s
I'm on my 7th bottle of becky and had 2 magnums.
when you say magnums I presume you are speaking of the ice lolly's?Lightweight.
I'm on my 7th bottle of becky and had 2 magnums.
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Lightweight.
I'm on my 7th bottle of becky and had 2 magnums.
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Currently sat in a ****ty back street pub in the Asian area of town. Couple of Muslim older chaps in here knocking back cider.
Assume they must tell allah it’s apple juice.
Assume they must tell allah it’s apple juice.