The Drunk Thread

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In all seriousness, I really would not advise that.

He'd take on you, your missus, and every poor ****er you bring along with you. Daz is as hard as nails, and a psycho with it.

Also, our keyboardist, Matt, is a gym teacher. Hard as nails, and extremely strong.

I'm fairly handy myself, but I'm getting older and slower, these days, so try to keep away from trouble, unless there is no way of avoiding it, at which point I have never shied away from a ruck.

We once had some trouble at a gig, a couple of years back, when a gang of lads, who stormed the venue at the end of an evening as we were packing up, thought it would be a good laugh to **** about with our stuff. To be fair, they were pretty tasty, but they ended up regretting the incident.

I'm saying this, not to seem hard - because I really do not like to get involved, these days - but to make it very clear that, should it come down to it, the band is very handy at that sort of thing. You have to be, playing the kinds of venues we do.

As for you and your missus "getting up to do a song" - that absolutely will not be tolerated.

Anyway, I hope you come along and enjoy yourself, Sweats.

Gym teacher <laugh>
 
It’s nice hallow. You ever drink at the camp at grimley?

Yep used to drink there regularly <ok> proper cloudy scrumpy. The pub used to flood pretty much every year as (you’ll know) it sits right on the bank of the Severn. They used to stay open though and punt customers across the car park into the pub.

Been in there drinking scrumpy in shin deep water before, with all the farmers propping up the bar in their waders. Proper old English pub. Wonderful place.
 
I would also add that Daz knows just about the hardest three blokes in Dorset, one of whom used to be head doorman on Bournemouth's roughest club. The bloke has hands that could crush skulls.

Again, I'm sure that Sweats was doing nothing more than having a bit of cheeky fun, but I really do advise people to steer clear of this stupid talk about violence.

Let's keep this clean, lads.

Hands that crush skulls <laugh>
 
Intriguing. Where have you been out to in Worcester? On the piss or for food?

I used to work as a chef in a restaurant called heroes down on friar st, which was in an old Tudor building. There was a blocked off tunnel in the basement that used to lead to the cathedral.

Apparently in Cromwell’s time it was used as an escape route for the royalists
 
Hands that crush skulls <laugh>

Don’t take the piss mate. Kipper is a Don in the Dorset underworld. He only has to give the nod and Daz the skull crusher will be on your case.
 
I used to work as a chef in a restaurant called heroes down on friar st, which was in an old Tudor building. There was a blocked off tunnel in the basement that used to lead to the cathedral.

Apparently in Cromwell’s time it was used as an escape route for the royalists
Surprised you didn’t get a picture of it.
 
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Don’t take the piss mate. Kipper is a Don in the Dorset underworld. He only has to give the nod and Daz the skull crusher will be on your case.

Not sure how I’ve missed this thread. <laugh>

Dorset sounds like a scary place, I think I’ll stay away.
 
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Not sure how I’ve missed this thread. <laugh>

Dorset sounds like a scary place, I think I’ll stay away.

Yeah it’s a ****ing belter innit ? <laugh>

Kipper’s bullshit knows no bounds.