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The Drunk Thread

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by SaintsForTheWin, Jul 13, 2019.

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  1. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    <laugh>

    You might get a tap on the shoulder for that.
     
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    PINKIE, Jul 16, 2019
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    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Kipper mate, you play at the Ferndown Conservative club
     
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  3. The Ginger Marks

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    Gayest post ever. <laugh>
     
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    Gay promo. <laugh>
     
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  6. PINKIE

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    To be fair, you could pick any one of those sentences from Kipper's 'Dorset 3' tirade as the gayest post ever.

    But yeah, Matt the hard as nails gym teacher <laugh>
     
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    I don't often read back but that was worth it.
     
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    Kipper wants everybody to believe that he plays in a band, with a group of Ronnie Kray like nutters who'd snap you in two if you cuss their mothers. At dangerous underground venues where 200 bikers from the Hell's Angles turn up to worship him.

    When the reality is that he plays to a handful of blue rinsers at the local Conservative club.

    Not that he's a bullshitter or anything .......
     
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    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    fattys had a mare here.

    he's prances about like an eleohant in a tutu, trying to impress Mrs Smithfield from number 14 on her 80th birthday.
     
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    Had 4 pints of the black stuff.

    Just opened a bottle of Malbec.


    You’re all ****s <ok>
     
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    Sweats, Jul 17, 2019
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  11. Sucky

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    Lightweight.

    I'm on my 7th bottle of becky and had 2 magnums. <laugh>
     
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    when you say magnums I presume you are speaking of the ice lolly's?
     
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    Diego, Jul 17, 2019
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    Or

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    Commachio, Jul 18, 2019
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    Hoddle is a god Guest

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    <laugh>
     
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    PINKIE, Jul 18, 2019
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    Currently sat in a ****ty back street pub in the Asian area of town. Couple of Muslim older chaps in here knocking back cider.

    Assume they must tell allah it’s apple juice.
     
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  19. Commachio

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    In Brum?
     
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  20. Sweats

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    No mate. I don’t live in brum. I am about 30 miles south .
     
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