The Drunk Thread

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Hoddle Is A God said:
In all seriousness, I really would not advise that.

He'd take on you, your missus, and every poor ****er you bring along with you. Daz is as hard as nails, and a psycho with it.

Also, our keyboardist, Matt, is a gym teacher. Hard as nails, and extremely strong.

I'm fairly handy myself, but I'm getting older and slower, these days, so try to keep away from trouble, unless there is no way of avoiding it, at which point I have never shied away from a ruck.

We once had some trouble at a gig, a couple of years back, when a gang of lads, who stormed the venue at the end of an evening as we were packing up, thought it would be a good laugh to **** about with our stuff. To be fair, they were pretty tasty, but they ended up regretting the incident.

I'm saying this, not to seem hard - because I really do not like to get involved, these days - but to make it very clear that, should it come down to it, the band is very handy at that sort of thing. You have to be, playing the kinds of venues we do.

As for you and your missus "getting up to do a song" - that absolutely will not be tolerated.

Anyway, I hope you come along and enjoy yourself, Sweats.
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I would also add that Daz knows just about the hardest three blokes in Dorset, one of whom used to be head doorman on Bournemouth's roughest club. The bloke has hands that could crush skulls.

Again, I'm sure that Sweats was doing nothing more than having a bit of cheeky fun, but I really do advise people to steer clear of this stupid talk about violence.

Let's keep this clean, lads.
 
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Hoddle Is A God said:
I would also add that Daz knows just about the hardest three blokes in Dorset, one of whom used to be head doorman on Bournemouth's roughest club. The bloke has hands that could crush skulls.

Again, I'm sure that Sweats was doing nothing more than having a bit of cheeky fun, but I really do advise people to steer clear of this stupid talk about violence.

Let's keep this clean, lads.
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At least we now know why you and your fellow band members haven’t had the stones to tell him he’s ****.
 
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Hoddle Is A God said:
I would also add that Daz knows just about the hardest three blokes in Dorset, one of whom used to be head doorman on Bournemouth's roughest club. The bloke has hands that could crush skulls.

Again, I'm sure that Sweats was doing nothing more than having a bit of cheeky fun, but I really do advise people to steer clear of this stupid talk about violence.

Let's keep this clean, lads.
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Here ya go @PISKIE, probably about a months worth of material for you already.
 
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Hoddle Is A God said:
I would also add that Daz knows just about the hardest three blokes in Dorset, one of whom used to be head doorman on Bournemouth's roughest club. The bloke has hands that could crush skulls.

Again, I'm sure that Sweats was doing nothing more than having a bit of cheeky fun, but I really do advise people to steer clear of this stupid talk about violence.

Let's keep this clean, lads.
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I’m still fancying my chances. Unless ya singer starts beating me with his zimmer.


I reckon I can bring a scarier crew than you bro; bud whatever these idiots say these days??
 
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Tobes said:
At least we now know why you and your fellow band members haven’t had the stones to tell him he’s ****.
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<laugh>
Nice theory.

He's a good singer and performer. He's learnt a lot over the past couple of years.

He was on fire, last night.
 
Sweats. said:
I’m still fancying my chances. Unless ya singer starts beating me with his zimmer.


I reckon I can bring a scarier crew than you bro; bud whatever these idiots say these days??
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Give it a rest, yeah?
 
Suckmyklopp said:
Dorsets hardest<rofl>


****ing lolage<laugh>
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Don't laugh, Sucky.

I've seen it with my own eyes.

Have you ever been at one of these farmers' events when things have kicked off?

No? Good.

You really don't want to.

Nice guys, very placid, working the earth and tending to animals, but these fcukers are strong, tough, and very stupid. When things get ugly, it escalates to mayhem.

Just because you come from the 'hood, don't lull yourself into a false sense of security that your city mouth is gonna do you any favours, out here, in the sticks, because it won't, my friend.

These farmers are monsters.

Trust me.
 
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Hoddle Is A God said:
Don't laugh, Sucky.

I've seen it with my own eyes.

Have you ever been at one of these farmers' events when things have kicked off?

No? Good.

You really don't want to.

Nice guys, very placid, working the earth and tending to animals, but these fcukers are strong, tough, and very stupid. When things get ugly, it escalates to mayhem.

Just because you come from the 'hood, don't lull yourself into a false sense of security that your city mouth is gonna do you any favours, out here, in the sticks, because it won't, my friend.

These farmers are monsters.

Trust me.
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You spent the afternoon drinking snakebite?
 
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Tobes said:
You spent the afternoon drinking snakebite?
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<laugh>

Yes, there's a lot of "tongue in cheek" in my post (as per usual), but (as per usual) there are strong elements of truth in what I write.
 
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