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The Drunk Thread

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by SaintsForTheWin, Jul 13, 2019.

  1. Tobes

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  2. I would also add that Daz knows just about the hardest three blokes in Dorset, one of whom used to be head doorman on Bournemouth's roughest club. The bloke has hands that could crush skulls.

    Again, I'm sure that Sweats was doing nothing more than having a bit of cheeky fun, but I really do advise people to steer clear of this stupid talk about violence.

    Let's keep this clean, lads.
     
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    At least we now know why you and your fellow band members haven’t had the stones to tell him he’s ****.
     
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  4. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Here ya go @PISKIE, probably about a months worth of material for you already.
     
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    Daz gets his mates to sort stuff for him.

    Tough guy. <ok>
     
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    The original reply to sweats post will have him in stitches.
     
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    I’m still fancying my chances. Unless ya singer starts beating me with his zimmer.


    I reckon I can bring a scarier crew than you bro; bud whatever these idiots say these days??
     
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  9. Libby

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    Knows the three hardest blokes in Dorset apparently. Know we know why @Skylarker doesn't want to upset Hiag.
     
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    Be careful mate, he does have scary tattoos and a ***** beard like.
     
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  11. <laugh>
    Nice theory.

    He's a good singer and performer. He's learnt a lot over the past couple of years.

    He was on fire, last night.
     
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  12. Come down here and tell him that to his face.

    Nah, didn't think so.

    Talk is cheap, little chef. You keep talking, mate.
     
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  13. Give it a rest, yeah?
     
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    Dorsets hardest<rofl>


    ****ing lolage<laugh>
     
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  16. Sweats

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    You wouldn’t understand.


    Now **** off an get stoned.
     
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  17. Don't laugh, Sucky.

    I've seen it with my own eyes.

    Have you ever been at one of these farmers' events when things have kicked off?

    No? Good.

    You really don't want to.

    Nice guys, very placid, working the earth and tending to animals, but these fcukers are strong, tough, and very stupid. When things get ugly, it escalates to mayhem.

    Just because you come from the 'hood, don't lull yourself into a false sense of security that your city mouth is gonna do you any favours, out here, in the sticks, because it won't, my friend.

    These farmers are monsters.

    Trust me.
     
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    You spent the afternoon drinking snakebite?
     
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  19. Libby

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    What on Earth has brought you to that conclusion?
     
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  20. <laugh>

    Yes, there's a lot of "tongue in cheek" in my post (as per usual), but (as per usual) there are strong elements of truth in what I write.
     
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