The Drunk Thread

[Sucky]

You wouldn’t understand.


Now **** off an get stoned.

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[Tobes]

Yes, there's a lot of "tongue in cheek" in my post (as per usual), but (as per usual) there are strong elements of truth in what I write.

So yes then.

 

[Hoddle is a god]

So yes then.

No, Tobias.

 

[Hoddle is a god]

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[The Ginger Marks]

Nice theory.

He's a good singer and performer. He's learnt a lot over the past couple of years.

He was on fire, last night.

That's what everybody there was wishing yeah?

 

[Skylarker]

I would also add that Daz knows just about the hardest three blokes in Dorset, one of whom used to be head doorman on Bournemouth's roughest club. The bloke has hands that could crush skulls.

Again, I'm sure that Sweats was doing nothing more than having a bit of cheeky fun, but I really do advise people to steer clear of this stupid talk about violence.

Let's keep this clean, lads.

He knows Mo then? Mo had Danny Dyer stay at his house

 

[SaintsForTheWin]

Typical drunks who can’t handle their drink.

Friday night, fight night on the high street.

Keep it clean, ****s

 

[brb]

In all seriousness, I really would not advise that.

He'd take on you, your missus, and every poor ****er you bring along with you. Daz is as hard as nails, and a psycho with it.

Also, our keyboardist, Matt, is a gym teacher. Hard as nails, and extremely strong.

I'm fairly handy myself, but I'm getting older and slower, these days, so try to keep away from trouble, unless there is no way of avoiding it, at which point I have never shied away from a ruck.

We once had some trouble at a gig, a couple of years back, when a gang of lads, who stormed the venue at the end of an evening as we were packing up, thought it would be a good laugh to **** about with our stuff. To be fair, they were pretty tasty, but they ended up regretting the incident.

I'm saying this, not to seem hard - because I really do not like to get involved, these days - but to make it very clear that, should it come down to it, the band is very handy at that sort of thing. You have to be, playing the kinds of venues we do.

As for you and your missus "getting up to do a song" - that absolutely will not be tolerated.

Anyway, I hope you come along and enjoy yourself, Sweats.

Tell your mate Daz he's a ****wit and that he sings like a demented chicken. And as for them other three goofs, id blow their bolloxs off.

There you go @sweats sorted for yer bro

 

[The Ginger Marks]

Tell your mate Daz he's a ****wit and that he sings like a demented chicken. And as for them other three goofs, id blow their bolloxs off.

There you go @sweats sorted for yer bro

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[The Ginger Marks]

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[Hoddle is a god]

Tell your mate Daz he's a ****wit and that he sings like a demented chicken. And as for them other three goofs, id blow their bolloxs off.

There you go @sweats sorted for yer bro

Yeah, that's already made it better, mate.

 

[Hoddle is a god]

He knows Mo then? Mo had Danny Dyer stay at his house

And Ronnie Kray's step sister's godson.

 

[Chief]

Come down here and tell him that to his face.

Nah, didn't think so.

Talk is cheap, little chef. You keep talking, mate.

Yeah, ok. I will!

You're bigging up your imaginary tough guy mate by telling us he knows the 'three hardest men in Dorset', you stupid old prick.

Read your own words, clown.

 

[Diego]

And Ronnie Kray's step sister's godson.

That's what he said, Danny Dyer

 

[The Ginger Marks]

That's what he said, Danny Dyer

And he is a pussy.

 

[Schlem Boogerman]

In all seriousness, I really would not advise that.

He'd take on you, your missus, and every poor ****er you bring along with you. Daz is as hard as nails, and a psycho with it.

Also, our keyboardist, Matt, is a gym teacher. Hard as nails, and extremely strong.

I'm fairly handy myself, but I'm getting older and slower, these days, so try to keep away from trouble, unless there is no way of avoiding it, at which point I have never shied away from a ruck.

We once had some trouble at a gig, a couple of years back, when a gang of lads, who stormed the venue at the end of an evening as we were packing up, thought it would be a good laugh to **** about with our stuff. To be fair, they were pretty tasty, but they ended up regretting the incident.

I'm saying this, not to seem hard - because I really do not like to get involved, these days - but to make it very clear that, should it come down to it, the band is very handy at that sort of thing. You have to be, playing the kinds of venues we do.

As for you and your missus "getting up to do a song" - that absolutely will not be tolerated.

Anyway, I hope you come along and enjoy yourself, Sweats.

That's a ****in long post. Are you Pouchy?

 

[Schlem Boogerman]

Yes, there's a lot of "tongue in cheek" in my post (as per usual), but (as per usual) there are strong elements of truth in what I write.

Whose cheek? Do I know him?

 

[Hoddle is a god]

Yeah, ok. I will!

You're bigging up your imaginary tough guy mate by telling us he knows the 'three hardest men in Dorset', you stupid old prick.

Read your own words, clown.

Okay, you silly fcuker, come down here and pick a fight with Daz.

Perhaps you are a hard man, and not a keyboard warrior who likes to play at being hard. Perhaps you'll give Daz a spanking, although I seriously doubt it.

Either way, I can absolutely promise you that you won't come out with rubbish like you've just written, after the experience, whichever way it goes.

Perhaps you'll think better of it after you've sobered up.

 

[Chief]

He'd take on you, your missus, and every poor ****er you bring along with you. Daz is as hard as nails, and a psycho with it.

Also, our keyboardist, Matt, is a gym teacher. Hard as nails, and extremely strong.

I'm fairly handy myself, but I'm getting older and slower, these days, so try to keep away from trouble, unless there is no way of avoiding it, at which point I have never shied away from a ruck.

We once had some trouble at a gig, a couple of years back, when a gang of lads, who stormed the venue at the end of an evening as we were packing up, thought it would be a good laugh to **** about with our stuff. To be fair, they were pretty tasty, but they ended up regretting the incident.

I'm saying this, not to seem hard - because I really do not like to get involved, these days - but to make it very clear that, should it come down to it, the band is very handy at that sort of thing. You have to be, playing the kinds of venues we do.

As for you and your missus "getting up to do a song" - that absolutely will not be tolerated.

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[Chief]

Okay, you silly fcuker, come down here and pick a fight with Daz.

Perhaps you are a hard man, and not a keyboard warrior who likes to play at being hard. Perhaps you'll give Daz a spanking, although I seriously doubt it.

Either way, I can absolutely promise you that you won't come out with rubbish like you've just written, after the experience, whichever way it goes.

Perhaps you'll think better of it after you've sobered up.

Have a word with yourself you insufferable ****ing knobhead.