N'Zobia is an incredible footballer, better than most of our current squad... I think his stinking French attitude would fit in well to be fair, the fact we've never come back from being behind tells me the lads we have aren't exactly model professionals! Oh Germany have invaded? Let's give up. Oh we're one nil down, let's give up.
He probably would affect morale a bit, but that's why I've come up with a 5 point plan to minimize the risk:
1. We stick him in a sound proof bubble at anytime he is not either playing or training.
2. The bubble contains a tv which plays cartoons all day and night. I think he'd like that.
3. In training and on the pitch he must wear a ball-gag. Obi and Poshminx have one we can borrow apparently
4. The first team squad will all take sleeping pills. Helps with insomnia.
5. He must wear a bag over his head at all times (it will have eye holes, I'm not a monster). Why? Well DT fancies enough of the first team squad, to the point where it's uncomfortable discussing players she'll unnecessarily bias with her hotness rating, and N'Zogbia is undoubtedly a very sexy man.
Charlie was very unfortunate not to get more game time when he first emerged, but we did have Robert
. I think he'll forever moan about never getting a chance with Arsenal et al (where I think he would have become great), but screw it... I'd rather he sexily moped around the place and we won some games!
