The Comedians
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Ha! Wish I had penned that, ****ing outstanding and so poetic.
So are you taking the poster up on his offer?
A large group of taliban soldiers are moving down the road, when they hear a call from behind a sand dune.
"One british sas soldier is better than ten taliban".
The taliban commander quickly sends 10 of his best men over the dune, a firefight, then after a few minutes silence.
The voice then calls out, "One british sas soldier is better than a 100 taliban".
Furious the commander sends 100 of his men, a huge gunbattle commences, then after 10 minutes silence. The voice calls out again "One british sas soldier is better than a 1000 taliban.
The enraged commander musters a 1000 men and sends them across the dune. Cannons, rockets, machine gun fire ring out as a huge battle take place. Then silence. Eventually one wounded taliban fighter crawls back over the dune and with his dying words tells his commander, "Don't send any more men, it's a trap,.....there's actually two of them".
"One british sas soldier is better than ten taliban".
The taliban commander quickly sends 10 of his best men over the dune, a firefight, then after a few minutes silence.
The voice then calls out, "One british sas soldier is better than a 100 taliban".
Furious the commander sends 100 of his men, a huge gunbattle commences, then after 10 minutes silence. The voice calls out again "One british sas soldier is better than a 1000 taliban.
The enraged commander musters a 1000 men and sends them across the dune. Cannons, rockets, machine gun fire ring out as a huge battle take place. Then silence. Eventually one wounded taliban fighter crawls back over the dune and with his dying words tells his commander, "Don't send any more men, it's a trap,.....there's actually two of them".
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Ha! Wish I had penned that, ****ing outstanding and so poetic.
So are you taking the poster up on his offer?
I'd sooner take up a subscription to youngpuppies.com mate...
It's 7.99 for six months and 11.99 for the full year, they take most standard credit cards. Don't be taken in by the trial and free daily pic, you only get one shot and as a guest, you only have 11 days -just go for the premium membership, they show graphic cosmetic surgery too.
Ha ha ha! So what's on offer for lifetime membership? Think I know someone who may be interested you see
Two condoms were walking past a gay club when one said 'Shall we go in there and get ****-faced'
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“Mummy, mummy, what’s a pussy?” asked the small boy. His
mother went to the encyclopaedia and showed him a picture
of a cat.
“That’s a pussy,” she said.
“Mummy, mummy, what’s a bitch?” continued the little boy.
Again, mother consulted the encyclopaedia and showed her
son a picture of a dog.
But the boy wasn’t convinced so he went to his father and
asked him what a pussy was. Dad went to his magazine,
opened it at the centrefold and drew a circle.
“There you are, son,” he said, “that’s a pussy.”
Then the little boy asked him what a bitch was and dad
replied sadly, “Everything outside the circle, son.”
mother went to the encyclopaedia and showed him a picture
of a cat.
“That’s a pussy,” she said.
“Mummy, mummy, what’s a bitch?” continued the little boy.
Again, mother consulted the encyclopaedia and showed her
son a picture of a dog.
But the boy wasn’t convinced so he went to his father and
asked him what a pussy was. Dad went to his magazine,
opened it at the centrefold and drew a circle.
“There you are, son,” he said, “that’s a pussy.”
Then the little boy asked him what a bitch was and dad
replied sadly, “Everything outside the circle, son.”
Two kids were arguing in the playground. one a skunk and the other a makem
“My dad’s team play better than your dads,” said the skunk
boy.
“No they dont,” said the makem boy. “Our team got the highest
score last week.”
“and, my mum’s better than your mum.”
“Yeah, alright you win, my dad says the same thing said the skunk boy.”
“My dad’s team play better than your dads,” said the skunk
boy.
“No they dont,” said the makem boy. “Our team got the highest
score last week.”
“and, my mum’s better than your mum.”
“Yeah, alright you win, my dad says the same thing said the skunk boy.”
“What’s wrong, miss?” asked the kindly policeman down the Bigg market when he
saw a young girl crying.
“A thief has just stolen ã20 I had hidden inside my
knickers,” she sobbed.
“Did you try to stop him?”
“I didn’t know he was only after my money.”
saw a young girl crying.
“A thief has just stolen ã20 I had hidden inside my
knickers,” she sobbed.
“Did you try to stop him?”
“I didn’t know he was only after my money.”