Ha! Wish I had penned that, ****ing outstanding and so poetic. So are you taking the poster up on his offer?
see liverpool are complaining that after paying 35 million for carroll they were robbed. now the scousers know what it feels like...
A large group of taliban soldiers are moving down the road, when they hear a call from behind a sand dune. "One british sas soldier is better than ten taliban". The taliban commander quickly sends 10 of his best men over the dune, a firefight, then after a few minutes silence. The voice then calls out, "One british sas soldier is better than a 100 taliban". Furious the commander sends 100 of his men, a huge gunbattle commences, then after 10 minutes silence. The voice calls out again "One british sas soldier is better than a 1000 taliban. The enraged commander musters a 1000 men and sends them across the dune. Cannons, rockets, machine gun fire ring out as a huge battle take place. Then silence. Eventually one wounded taliban fighter crawls back over the dune and with his dying words tells his commander, "Don't send any more men, it's a trap,.....there's actually two of them".
It's 7.99 for six months and 11.99 for the full year, they take most standard credit cards. Don't be taken in by the trial and free daily pic, you only get one shot and as a guest, you only have 11 days -just go for the premium membership, they show graphic cosmetic surgery too.
Ha ha ha! So what's on offer for lifetime membership? Think I know someone who may be interested you see
“Mummy, mummy, what’s a pussy?” asked the small boy. His mother went to the encyclopaedia and showed him a picture of a cat. “That’s a pussy,” she said. “Mummy, mummy, what’s a bitch?” continued the little boy. Again, mother consulted the encyclopaedia and showed her son a picture of a dog. But the boy wasn’t convinced so he went to his father and asked him what a pussy was. Dad went to his magazine, opened it at the centrefold and drew a circle. “There you are, son,” he said, “that’s a pussy.” Then the little boy asked him what a bitch was and dad replied sadly, “Everything outside the circle, son.”
Two kids were arguing in the playground. one a skunk and the other a makem “My dad’s team play better than your dads,” said the skunk boy. “No they dont,” said the makem boy. “Our team got the highest score last week.” “and, my mum’s better than your mum.” “Yeah, alright you win, my dad says the same thing said the skunk boy.”
“What’s wrong, miss?” asked the kindly policeman down the Bigg market when he saw a young girl crying. “A thief has just stolen ã20 I had hidden inside my knickers,” she sobbed. “Did you try to stop him?” “I didn’t know he was only after my money.”
