Off Topic The Christmas Thread

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Just put this on my FB, but I figured I should put it on here too. Genuine offer, if anyone is struggling this Xmas drop me a DM & it will never be mentioned again.

If there is someone who can't afford to give his child a present this Christmas, leave me a message, without the slightest shame. I realise that not everyone was lucky, and I don't want your baby to wonder why Santa didn't reach him. I promise it’ll be my and Santa's secret ❤️
 
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Just put this on my FB, but I figured I should put it on here too. Genuine offer, if anyone is struggling this Xmas drop me a DM & it will never be mentioned again.

If there is someone who can't afford to give his child a present this Christmas, leave me a message, without the slightest shame. I realise that not everyone was lucky, and I don't want your baby to wonder why Santa didn't reach him. I promise it’ll be my and Santa's secret ❤️
That’s a brilliant offer mate and I’m not ashamed to say my daughter Chazzdonnay would like a bottle of king of soho Gin and 24 Morettis
Her little face lit up when I told her <ok>
 
Just put this on my FB, but I figured I should put it on here too. Genuine offer, if anyone is struggling this Xmas drop me a DM & it will never be mentioned again.

If there is someone who can't afford to give his child a present this Christmas, leave me a message, without the slightest shame. I realise that not everyone was lucky, and I don't want your baby to wonder why Santa didn't reach him. I promise it’ll be my and Santa's secret ❤️

That's very good of you mate.

I'd like a F Type, I'm not fussy about the spec, just as long as it's convertible, black or gun metal and has done less than 30,000 miles <ok>
 
Just put this on my FB, but I figured I should put it on here too. Genuine offer, if anyone is struggling this Xmas drop me a DM & it will never be mentioned again.

If there is someone who can't afford to give his child a present this Christmas, leave me a message, without the slightest shame. I realise that not everyone was lucky, and I don't want your baby to wonder why Santa didn't reach him. I promise it’ll be my and Santa's secret ❤️
A million quid for me please but 900 grand would be the least I could accept… it’s for a worthy cause….A new pad in Spain. Thanks in advance xxxx
Merry Christmas you dirty animal !!!!
 
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Just put this on my FB, but I figured I should put it on here too. Genuine offer, if anyone is struggling this Xmas drop me a DM & it will never be mentioned again.

If there is someone who can't afford to give his child a present this Christmas, leave me a message, without the slightest shame. I realise that not everyone was lucky, and I don't want your baby to wonder why Santa didn't reach him. I promise it’ll be my and Santa's secret ❤️
Very kind thought indeed.
 
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I find this time of year is awfully unfair on some people, I got home to find my wife in the middle of a baking frenzy.

Lemon Drizzle Cake - not for me
Chocolate Flapjacks - not for me
Some sort of bakewell biscuits - not for me

Why is none of this for me and why am I having a packet of Space Raiders for dinner?
 
I find this time of year is awfully unfair on some people, I got home to find my wife in the middle of a baking frenzy.

Lemon Drizzle Cake - not for me
Chocolate Flapjacks - not for me
Some sort of bakewell biscuits - not for me

Why is none of this for me and why am I having a packet of Space Raiders for dinner?

To be fair Des, any savory snack between 2 slices of white bread is a meal fit for a king.
 
Just put this on my FB, but I figured I should put it on here too. Genuine offer, if anyone is struggling this Xmas drop me a DM & it will never be mentioned again.

If there is someone who can't afford to give his child a present this Christmas, leave me a message, without the slightest shame. I realise that not everyone was lucky, and I don't want your baby to wonder why Santa didn't reach him. I promise it’ll be my and Santa's secret ❤️

You're an absolute legend SW3, Merry Christmas Sir :emoticon-0150-hands