Off Topic The Christmas Thread

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I have just been told by 'the family' there is a £10 spend limit for gifts as no one really needs anything... some stuff going back then.... !!!
 
I actually retire on Xmas Eve. And so it's the first Christmas I haven't worked some of it for 35 years!!
Mrs A finally appears to be returning to good health after an awful three years.
Add those to the Allam's ****ing off in time for Boxing Day.
Shouldn't count my turkeys, but seems as though it could very easily be my best Christmas ever! <cracker>
Lines two and 3 are the best....

Best Wishes, don't spend all tour time on here, you'll wish you were back at work...
 
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if you got it for Christmas how much would it cost you to have it converted from left hand drive? :emoticon-0110-tongu
Lol I was going to put something like that but thought I’d see who put it first… congratulations you have just won…. There is no actual prize as I’m a greedy twat but know this… you came first..
We’ll done !!!!
 
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I actually retire on Xmas Eve. And so it's the first Christmas I haven't worked some of it for 35 years!!
Mrs A finally appears to be returning to good health after an awful three years.
Add those to the Allam's ****ing off in time for Boxing Day.
Shouldn't count my turkeys, but seems as though it could very easily be my best Christmas ever! <cracker>
You better find some good hobbies mate, what with no more work and not having to spend all your spare time camped out in WestElla you won’t know what to do with yourself! Enjoy!
 
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Kids keeping asking me if I want a dressing gown for Christmas

never had one never seen the need

Are you lot dressing gown wearers ?
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I’d quite like this for Christmas, saw it in competa town centre today. Absolutely immaculate condition, looked virtually brand new…
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Just back from the Bike Show at the NEC - you might want to wait till the New Year when these 650cc Gold Star beauties are gonna be on sale (according to the sales rep) for the same sort of price as the Enfield i.e. c 6k It's brilliant seeing this old British marque being brought back ...

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Just back from the Bike Show at the NEC - you might want to wait till the New Year when these 650cc Gold Star beauties are gonna be on sale (according to the sales rep) for the same sort of price as the Enfield i.e. c 6k It's brilliant seeing this old British marque being brought back ...

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Absolutely stunning!!! I love the old bikes…
Mechanical that is lol…
 
I think DPD's drivers are doing their Christmas shopping in my cartons, they've had it away with seven jackets and a pair of trousers so far this week, £650 worth.

Thieving bastards.