The Christmas Thread

[stopmeandslapme]

I have a black pug who normally wears a yellow raincoat.

My dog doesn’t wear a coat she’s too tough for that.

 

[monacoger]

Does your dog bite? Zat ees not my dog etc

 

[EDGE.]

Does your dog bite? Zat ees not my dog etc

ohh ffs @Minxy delete this account please

 

[stopmeandslapme]

Does your dog bite? Zat ees not my dog etc

She's a Parson's Russell Terrier so part lapdog, part vicious killing machine.

 

[Ponders Revisited]

Does your place of work hold a Christmas party? If so, will you attend?

I'm self-unemployed, so I'm at a loose end...

 

[EDGE.]

I used to fund the xmas night out but Petr on Rudi started prattling on about living wages and their living standards and I lost the rag and booked them in for a Xmas day shift at a Moslem's house in Pollockshields.

Fkin arseholes - if it wasn't for me they'd be living in ALBANIA

 

[GroveRanger]

Does your place of work hold a Christmas party? If so, will you attend?

I'm self-unemployed, so I'm at a loose end...

The firm has a big shindig but I avoid it like the plague, not being a drinker those sorts of events bore me to tears.

I shall be upholding the tradition of taking my team out for a breakfast nosebag and we usually have a smaller bash of our own for which I shall be providing my legendary mince pies.

 

[gas]

When's the GC Christmas get together this year guise?

Usual venue? Coocaddens Underpass

Don't tell ER

 

[Edelman]

Does your place of work hold a Christmas party? If so, will you attend?

I'm self-unemployed, so I'm at a loose end...

Normally yes .
This year no !
Dont know why !
It might be the total constant negative whinging that seems to totally take over my workplace .
It grinds you down at times !

 

[Ponders Revisited]

How's the Christmas shopping going, guys?

It was manic in Chelmsford today, but I managed to get everything I needed.

Have a lovely evening.

 

[EDGE.]

Xmas eve for this Bear

 

[Archers Road]

Is it over yet ffs? When’s Easter?

 

[EDGE.]

Is it over yet ffs? When’s Easter?

April 12th

 

[Archers Road]

April 12th

Early this year then

 

[EDGE.]

Early this year then

I'd say April 12th would be somewhere in the middle.

Here's a chart Mon sent me to show when Easter falls over several thousand years.

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[monacoger]

I'd say April 12th would be somewhere in the middle.

Here's a chart Mon sent me to show when Easter falls over several thousand years.

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[Ponders Revisited]

Is it over yet ffs? When’s Easter?

Boo! Hiss!

 

[Archers Road]

Boo! Hiss!

Humbug is the correct term, I think you’ll find.

Still, just for you mate; yo ho ****ing ho!

 

[Ponders Revisited]

Humbug is the correct term, I think you’ll find.

Still, just for you mate; yo ho ****ing ho!

That's a bit more like it, buddy.

I'll pull a cracker for you come Christmas day.

 

[Archers Road]

I'd say April 12th would be somewhere in the middle.

Here's a chart Mon sent me to show when Easter falls over several thousand years.

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That’s handy. Would make a nice Christmas gift for someone you don’t really like all that much, but feel obliged to buy for