Ask her how someone call fall 100 feet onto bare rock and survive because I'm ****ed if I know
She hasn't clue, as she's on her nth brandy coffee and in a good place tonight. She has been laughing at it though...
...perhaps it was a miracle?
Ask her how someone call fall 100 feet onto bare rock and survive because I'm ****ed if I know
I never click links in emails.Try pressing the arrow on the picture of the team at the training ground - it takes you to a page headed Happy Birthday from Hull City Tigers
How often was ‘the Allams’ the answer ?!Had a good day. Spent around 3 hours straight after Christmas Dinner playing a harsh but entertaining game one of the kids bought me. Cards Against Humanity. In the right company it’s worth a go. Like a Blankety Blank with attitude.
All three kids admitted to setting out to buy it for me, two succeeded, one returned it. What that says about me I don’t know.
Drank & ate loads, normal day in that respect. The dog’s taken a lot of flak on my behalf since the turkey & piccalilli butties.
Goodnight.
Maybe this should be a separate thread for laughs as I'm sure we all have brilliant ones... but... MY MUM, playing a quiz this evening.... a classic... 'which boxer was known as the Dark Destroyer... "ooh whats his name, Ali G!!!!!!!''

Yes...old people’s quiz answers might well deserve another thread
Problem is most people on here would be relying on their kids to login to remind them what they said!![]()
Yes we would.Some of us oldies would slaughter younger ones on quizzes, especially general knowledge ones. You only have to see younger ones on quiz shows. Or down the pub in quizzes.
I'm back at work in morning. Meh. Think I might have to get the bus or walk.
22:36 tonight a client emailed me new instruction.
I got a bollocking from the missus as she thought I was looking for a cheap dive holiday!
She said earlier that she was missing our normal February trip to the Caneries and that the cruise we have booked isn’t really going to be as relaxing for her. Mind you we are in Amsterdam for two days so might get a quick dive in there if I’m lucky? I did get a slap and was called a dirty pig when I mentioned it earlier, can’t think why.No surprise, you should take her on a nice holiday instead.