Off Topic The Christmas Thread 2025

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originalminority said:
Man City kits, Real Madrid kits, mmmm. I have very proudly bought my two and half year old Grandson his first football kit for Christmas, Hull City first team shirt and shorts in infant size, £48, and I'll have a tear in my eye when I see him in them on Christmas Day.
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He already has 5 hull city shirts to be fair , can’t begrudge a 5 year old a shirt of one of the worlds best players , I know some do but my nomination for best ever fan got revoked for missing a game in the rain, so this can go on my list of offences <laugh>
 
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DJBlackandamberarmy(No4) said:
He already has 5 hull city shirts to be fair , can’t begrudge a 5 year old a shirt of one of the worlds best players , I know some do but my nomination for best ever fan got revoked for missing a game in the rain, so this can go on my list of offences <laugh>
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The 5 City shirts does absolve you, hope he has a great Christmas and enjoys our promotion challenge in the new year.
 
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Thought I’d put this in here as it is 10 days until Christmas and I couldn’t find a birthday thread. I’m 65 today, tomorrow I’ll be closer to 70 than I will be to 60. Time fcuking flies, I remember vividly a friend telling me the day before my 30th that once you hit 30 the years fcuking gallop by, fcuk me he was right. Today me and Mrs red were in a shop and the last behind the till said no way you look 65. As we walked out I was telling said Mrs red what she’d said when at that exact moment I stood in the largest pile of dog ****e I’ve seen, in fact I nearly slid on my arse…. Karen laughed like fcuk “ serves you right for being a big heed “
Pretty sums up my year to be honest, a bit of good, a lot of bad…. Fcuk 65… I’m gonna live forever!!! “ Pour me another rum luv…. I’m coming to bed “
 
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Red top reader said:
Thought I’d put this in here as it is 10 days until Christmas and I couldn’t find a birthday thread. I’m 65 today, tomorrow I’ll be closer to 70 than I will be to 60. Time fcuking flies, I remember vividly a friend telling me the day before my 30th that once you hit 30 the years fcuking gallop by, fcuk me he was right. Today me and Mrs red were in a shop and the last behind the till said no way you look 65. As we walked out I was telling said Mrs red what she’d said when at that exact moment I stood in the largest pile of dog ****e I’ve seen, in fact I nearly slid on my arse…. Karen laughed like fcuk “ serves you right for being a big heed “
Pretty sums up my year to be honest, a bit of good, a lot of bad…. Fcuk 65… I’m gonna live forever!!! “ Pour me another rum luv…. I’m coming to bed “
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Happy birthday mate but slow the **** up you're catching me up. :emoticon-0145-shake
 
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Red top reader said:
Thought I’d put this in here as it is 10 days until Christmas and I couldn’t find a birthday thread. I’m 65 today, tomorrow I’ll be closer to 70 than I will be to 60. Time fcuking flies, I remember vividly a friend telling me the day before my 30th that once you hit 30 the years fcuking gallop by, fcuk me he was right. Today me and Mrs red were in a shop and the last behind the till said no way you look 65. As we walked out I was telling said Mrs red what she’d said when at that exact moment I stood in the largest pile of dog ****e I’ve seen, in fact I nearly slid on my arse…. Karen laughed like fcuk “ serves you right for being a big heed “
Pretty sums up my year to be honest, a bit of good, a lot of bad…. Fcuk 65… I’m gonna live forever!!! “ Pour me another rum luv…. I’m coming to bed “
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Happy birthday RTR, only good thing about being in mid-60's is the bus pass and state pension...
 
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Red top reader said:
Thought I’d put this in here as it is 10 days until Christmas and I couldn’t find a birthday thread. I’m 65 today, tomorrow I’ll be closer to 70 than I will be to 60. Time fcuking flies, I remember vividly a friend telling me the day before my 30th that once you hit 30 the years fcuking gallop by, fcuk me he was right. Today me and Mrs red were in a shop and the last behind the till said no way you look 65. As we walked out I was telling said Mrs red what she’d said when at that exact moment I stood in the largest pile of dog ****e I’ve seen, in fact I nearly slid on my arse…. Karen laughed like fcuk “ serves you right for being a big heed “
Pretty sums up my year to be honest, a bit of good, a lot of bad…. Fcuk 65… I’m gonna live forever!!! “ Pour me another rum luv…. I’m coming to bed “
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Happy birthday
 
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