The Boy Who Cried Wolf

Change the keyboard settings to French, that'll replace the A with a Z.

 

It's alright I got one of the idiots on here to steal the key off one of the spare laptops they keep for vendors and leave my broken one in it's place. No way was I chancing that myself I just said to the boy "There's no way you'll do that. You'll get caught and they'll do their nut about it"

Daft **** fell for it.

Cheers though EDGE, I never thought of doing that. This place is sending me loopy, roll on Tuesday.

 

Aah that auld trick.

I remember a tight git coming out with us one Sat night and stating right at the start that he's only spending 30 quid and thats him because he'll get in trouble with his bird if he goes mental. Since he does this all the time we already had our plan in place.

So we agreed with him while he got comfortable in a pub in Headingley, not letting on that we're off to town soon. We went rounds and drank at a quick pace so he had to keep up, getting smashed in the process. Then I got him a flatliner and someone else said "right its time to head." Went to the cash machine and told this guy, "****ing magic, that machine there gives you free money. Go get some and come into town."

Off he went and got £60 quid out and spent the lot.

I know thats a boring story but it was funny at the time, and you probably have to know the guy as well so before anyone else does it..........................

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You ever saw this clip, ****ing hilarious


[video=youtube;cQApDp5GXuQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQApDp5GXuQ[/video]

 

I've lost the will for you guys to live now

 

I can't even read this crap. it's too long and boring.

 

EDGE, thats a ****ing belter!!

 

Is this what a "smelly orange" looks like?

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Or is it this?

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they stole that idea altho thers is funnier especially cos the guy who has the joint thinks he's RP McMurphy or somethin. dick

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-i8WWS9cTTM

 

Staggie, where you from in teuchterland?

My parents have a wee place in Largo. It's fantastic but the best looking bird I've ever seen there was big, white and had a beak and wings.

Pyoor munters

 

Where the ****'s Largo ??????????

 

Do you not live on the Black Isle, Staggie?

The worst name for a place ever seeing as it is neither black nor an isle.

 

Near to that ****hole Leven.

The dead guy that wrote Robison Crusoe live there.

****ing northern Spastic.

 

The Boy Who Cried Wolf fable = Loyalist bile

My whole family is catholic Mick, apart from my Dad who doesnt give a ****. Neither do I to be honest but I go through the motions to keep my Gran & Granda happy

Anyway that has bugger all to do with football, I hate celtc all the way to their rancid core despite having a lot of time for many of their supporters. Confused maybe, but thats football - it doesnt have to make sense as long as there's anger

Thanks for the reaction though, been waiting on that since I early this morning

 

what about burnt island?

 

Only cocks laugh at their own jokes.

Where are my Es cockface

 

Aye, it wasn't obvious at all. No way was I biting on that one.

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Leven ? North ? ****'s sake SSK, you haven't a ****in skooby

Venom, I live near the metropolis of Muir of Ord , and can look out over the not black peninsula

 

It's all ****ing North to me inbred.