Off Topic The Boris Johnson Appreciation Thread

this is the issue with you leavers

 

Because I don't like him? Some of us leavers do our research and not rely on the daily fail

 

research my arse.

you should be educating the next influx of paid statistical idiots not reading the sun

 

Why would I want to research there? I presume anal fissuses and possibly a hemorrhoid

 

I cannot see a single thing Corbyn has done wrong

 

Specsavers

 

the mans done nothing wrong

 

Fixed it for you

 

I’ve seen the videos and heard it from Corbyn’s own mouth mate.. his ‘friends in Hamas and hezbollah’. Take them socialist bins off fella and do some research. It could help you see the light and be more informed.

He’s a buck toothed tramp who’s own party will bring him and his archaic views down.

We can they have a proper Labour Party to vote for once again.

 

would you eat a **** sandwich if the bread looked nice?

 

better than doing nothing but cause trouble

 

yes if all the other options are poisonous and I believe it's good ****

 

My research has indicated it won't be good **** - lashes of blood in there!

 

load of old tosh

 

Then why eat it even if the bread is good?

 

Very happy to trade real research with you Mr. Shop, but perhaps you can help me out. I've searched for three years now to find some meat on the bones of this brave new post Europe world. All I have found is a repetitive use of the word opportunity. I'm still at a loss as to what exactly we will be selling that we don't already sell around the world.
I'll give you our fishermen (less than half a percent of GDP) will be slightly better off, albeit, you and I will remember the fuss with Iceland over fishing waters - similar will happen. I also saw a little today of Johnson talking about selling lamb to the Americans. Currently, we import getting on for 100,000 ton of the lamb and mutton we consume - not sure how we need to export our own to the US.
Johnson also suggested we could export Haggis to the US. Not sure that the newly independent Scotland would want to do that either.
So, I'll give you more arms sales to places like that benevolent democracy Saudi Arabia. I will also accept that there will be more foreign investment in the stock market, with UK becoming a tax haven for the super rich. (Well over 50% of listed companies stocks already foreign owned).
So if you could tell me of what this fantastic opportunity actually means, I would be most grateful.
The Socialist thing upset me. Far too right wing for me that bunch of mamby pamby liberals.

 

only a leaver would be concerned with where the contents of a sandwich came from

 

A remainer moreso - you never know, the chicken maybe chlorinated

 

Sorry Jeremy just give me some more free **** you can’t pay for and i’ll be a good lad and back off

 

i’l low carb so would probs just eat the ****. My favourite Turkish kebab is an Adana kebab and it looks like a flat ironed turd.

true story.