People coming on the complaining thread & not complaining, boils my piss.
What about people trying to pass off observations as moans?
Do you know what a rat in the roof sounds like? Running around at 3 in the morning.
Bird, nesting? FFS!
Oh bore off you sad ****I'm not a Mackem, I'm a Geordie
There's no obsession with Bruce, he's a **** manager who we wouldn't want anywhere near the club![]()
I'd like to complain about having diarrhoea.
And, in addition to that, pizzas from Eikona.

Pizzas from Eikona are ****I'd like to complain about having diarrhoea.
And, in addition to that, pizzas from Eikona.
That's to late, I'd like him in now
You sure it's not a squirrel,Doc ? They take over lofts and they're just as much trouble. I know everyone loves squirrels,but not everyone knows them for what they really are.
For your sake,i hope it's a rat !
I'd like to complain about having diarrhoea.
And, in addition to that, pizzas from Eikona.
Ah Diarrhoea. I always struggle with the spelling when i'm filling in the self certs at work,so ta
It is an awkward word, to be fair to me.
Pizzas from Eikona are ****
Diarrhoea is a word that slips out easily.
Oh - and, Party - are they connected? Did you buy the at a pizzarrhoea?
Watery ****, to be precise.
Are you able to decipher what they're supposed to be?Watery ****, to be precise.