Not that fussed anymore. The ****s in charge of the club have made the club look like small time Charlie's to such an extent many will use a relegation as an excuse to say ' F uck you Allam' instead of asking why the f uck it happened and where the fu ck have half the Upper West gone again ? Hinchcliffe OUT.
I'd like to moan as to why there isn't a full Bank holiday fixture list going on today (or last Friday as a matter of fact). Making teams play 3 times in 8 days would be a great way for us to throw form out of the window and get some freakish results.
Bruce joins us and gets us promoted, he is great. Bruce get us to our first ever cup final, he is great. Bruce keeps us in the Premier league, he is great. Bruce has a poor season, loads of injuries, poor decision making, he is a ****. Bunch of twats, give him a break.
You sure it's not a squirrel,Doc ? They take over lofts and they're just as much trouble. I know everyone loves squirrels,but not everyone knows them for what they really are. For your sake,i hope it's a rat !
Ah Diarrhoea. I always struggle with the spelling when i'm filling in the self certs at work,so ta It is an awkward word, to be fair to me.
Me too. But Brucey? Nope, Kemps - rat-runs visible in the garden. Old Frank next door has caught 2 now - with hazel stick and pegged-down wire loop. Set another now. We'll off the bastards. The trouble is that some neighbours have chickens, so rats come for their food and also what spills from bird-feeders.
Diarrhoea is a word that slips out easily. Oh - and, Party - are they connected? Did you buy the pizza at a pizzarrhoea?
I've finally got something to complain about, I feel sick and it was nowt to do with that Easter egg I've just eaten all to myself.
Lol, as the kids say. Bank holiday beers, causing chronic hiccups, cured by Eikona pizzas = bum squirts. All day.
