The Andy Townsend Effect

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So you're not a fan of his then Terry?
Or am I reading you all wrong? <laugh>

I wouldn't buy him a pint Billy mate, I'd happily cave one into his head and volley him in the grid on his way down mind.

It's not even a Liverpool thing with me, I've had a long chat and a laugh with big nose Phil Thompson before and he didn't get my back up at all, this ****'s just different.
 
I wouldn't buy him a pint Billy mate, I'd happily cave one into his head and volley him in the grid on his way down mind.

It's not even a Liverpool thing with me, I've had a long chat and a laugh with big nose Phil Thompson before and he didn't get my back up at all, this ****'s just different.

I think in general at the world cup the co-commentators were ****e.
Townsend, Lawrenson, Murphy, take your pick mate.
All of them utter ****ing garbage.

It was the same in the studios at half/full time, Dixon & Rio were ****e as was Martin One'Nill.
 
I think in general at the world cup the co-commentators were ****e.
Townsend, Lawrenson, Murphy, take your pick mate.
All of them utter ****ing garbage.

It was the same in the studios at half/full time, Dixon & Rio were ****e as was Martin One'Nill.

I love Gary Neville and dare I say it Jamie Carragher though for Sky, they provide actual expert insight into the game, like I've never seen before. Apart from those two, and a couple of the older guys who seem to be part of the fabric of English football, I can't really stand any of them.

Michael Owen for BT Sport is like listening to paint dry.
 
I love Gary Neville and dare I say it Jamie Carragher though for Sky, they provide actual expert insight into the game, like I've never seen before. Apart from those two, and a couple of the older guys who seem to be part of the fabric of English football, I can't really stand any of them.

Michael Owen for BT Sport is like listening to paint dry.

Aye, don't mind Neville & him putting his lines on & stuff, sometimes get him on the streams.
Not keen on Carragher although I spat my beer out when he ripped Adrian Durham a new arsehole on TalkShite radio.
 
Aye, don't mind Neville & him putting his lines on & stuff, sometimes get him on the streams.
Not keen on Carragher although I spat my beer out when he ripped Adrian Durham a new arsehole on TalkShite radio.

I didn't hear about that, I tried to hate Carragher to be honest, he started off to me in the same bracket as Jamie Redknapp, just full of **** but over time you can see the quality in his analysis coming through, he's a great pundit only I'm glad he's not made the same transition into commentary that Neville has, I don't want to hear that.
 
I didn't hear about that, I tried to hate Carragher to be honest, he started off to me in the same bracket as Jamie Redknapp, just full of **** but over time you can see the quality in his analysis coming through, he's a great pundit only I'm glad he's not made the same transition into commentary that Neville has, I don't want to hear that.

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Lol.
 
I actually thought he was ****e, whatever happened he'd already done it.
If you had a blue ****, he'd have had one before you.

Agreed, Murphy was awful. Like listening to a younger version of Lawro... Whenever a player made any sort of mistake it was always "ugh.." or "tut", nothing more just some derogatory noise as if to say "**** it I'd have done better with my eyes closed". Thought he seemed a right twat.
 
Agreed, Murphy was awful. Like listening to a younger version of Lawro... Whenever a player made any sort of mistake it was always "ugh.." or "tut", nothing more just some derogatory noise as if to say "**** it I'd have done better with my eyes closed". Thought he seemed a right twat.

True, he's even got that same squeaky, camp voice.
When they're talking I can't actually tell them apart.