Prediction League THE ALL NEW HEADLINE PREDICTION THREAD OF DOOM

Nooooooo - you will be blamed and will have to suffer the consequences.
3 week ban from the headline competition and automatic relegation to Div 4 of the prediction league.

 

Can see you winning the 2 games after that as well....

 

Nev - can you start with a 10point deduction from his prediction league total?
Albert - can you ban him at least from this and the negativity thread for being too positive?
Obi/Sebb - out of the headline competitions - he never takes them seriously anyway?
Capatain Chaos - can you arrange for him to spend a week with you undergoing your world renowned positivity management course?

 

I strongly refute this claim!

 

SPURS VS TOON - THE HEADLINE PREDICTION RESULTS ARE IN...

It's the moment you've all been waiting for.
It's time to crown the winner of the SPURS VS TOON HEADLINE PREDICTION!
It doesn't get better than this.

A diverse assortment of predictions this week - some clever, some witty, some simply wrong and some entries from very confused posters.

The WTF? Awards
Special mentions - without getting an award - go to:
ACS - predicting his weekend with JPF instead:
"It was a dildo and it was double ended"

KlippyKlappTrapp - wrong year (2012), wrong game (Villa)
"20/12 - Premier league officially relegate Villa after heavy defeat to Newcastle leaves them stranded at the bottom of the league"

Senile Sebb - losing the plot and simply writing down his thoughts.
"Going to be some match to match that headline!!"

The "I got it wrong again dad" awards
Those who should give up predicting altogether are:

JAKet Spud - "Spurs help to push McLaren back off track" WRONG!

KlippyKlappTrapp (again?) - "Terrible Toon tumble as Spurs smash six" WRONG!

MicroSexTool "Citizen Kane makes sure Toon's Rosebud doesn't blossom" WRONG!

Clearly Confused Glory Hole Hunter - "Spurs Score Six: Steve's Side's Slides Submissively"


Which only leaves one entry...

Macca Caps Pochinnho, as Toon Star Bucks Trend and Grabs More Points Before its Too Latte!

The Gamesmaster Guild has reviewed this entry and agreed on the following ratings:

1. Accuracy rating = very good
2. Creativity = excellent
3. Piss-taking = must try harder
4. Entered in bold = disqualified
5. Entered in capitals = disqualified
6. Nev factor rating = disqualified
7. Bung factor = must pay more next time

After careful consideration the Gamesmaster Guild have concluded that Nev has been disqualified. This decision is FINAL.

So...with all of this chaos, who has won?

Well without any further delay, it gives me great pleasure to announce the winner of the SPURS VS TOON HEADLINE PREDICTION GAME is. ..


...drumroll...


... <no Top Cat music>...



CAPTAINCHAOS

Well done Captain, thoroughly well deserved.

 

Thriller Against The Villa: Sparkling 0-0 Draw

 

Was day and month you batard
And that's my prediction for the next round

 

Don't try pulling that - clearly you were just very, very confused. OR trying to cheat by using mafia talk.

 

Pretty sure the time of the post was after the game... in prep for next one as you were so slow to post the new thread

 

VILLAINS CAUGHT OFF GARDE - SIEM'S LIKE THEY'RE NOT LAUGHING NOW AS DE JONG BOYS MAKE IT THREE IN A ROW!

 

Garde Down as Moussa Slips Villains his massive De Jong

 

Toon Turnaround Turmoil: Villa Vanquishes

 

Christmas comes early for Magpies as Villa Turkeys let Garde down and get stuffed.

 

Aye

 

Who's laughing now you ****s

 

Our Messiah worked, will yours?

 

Toffees crisp magpies wings as Toon shafted up the tear

 

WERTHER ANY DOUBTS? TOFFEES SUCK AS TOON REDISCOVER QUALITY STREET!

 

Toffees Trash Toon By Two

 

Today:

Brilliant Baggies Bang a Brace past Terrible Toon