Prediction League THE ALL NEW HEADLINE PREDICTION THREAD OF DOOM

RESULTS TIME:

So the game has been played and now we can reflect on who had the most foresight, creativity and faith in the mighty, mighty Toon.

well let's first remind ourselves of the entries:

The biggest losers

EMBRACE THE HORROR - Chaos

THIEVING SCOUSERS STEAL 3 POINTS WHILE MAGPIES LOOK THE OTHER WAY. Bangkok Ladyboy

Time to klop another load of ****e - Chaos 2

Klopps steel earn points at Gateshead flashers -brb

Klopps King of the new castle as liverpool are as efficient as a mcclaren - Klipperty Klopp

This thread needs a yellow prefix - Klipperty Klopp 2

MAGPIES HAVE WINGS KLOPPED! - Quentin Buentin

Let's hope that McLaren is the one with a Honda engine and doesn't make it onto the points! - No Chance

Dip dip Away... Magpies hopes fly away. - Chippy Klippy Klopp

Mamadou gives Steve the hump hump and ensures he gets the Sakho - Hacky's tiny sack


...as well as some multiple entries from individual posters (which will not be tolerated), the above entries were simply WRONG!

The weakest link

I am a crook, a thief, have no wife and am a lousy lover - Sebb

...although factually correct, Sebb's effort was neither a prediction, creative, humoutous or in sny way associated to the match and so Sebb has been banned for gtoss misconduct.

so close and yet no hope
FLORIAN'S NIGHT IN GALE - CRIMEA OF THE CENTURY AS MAGPIES STEAL POINTS Nev

...One of the few to guess the ccorrect result and make if through to the final, Nev's effort was scored as:
- accuracy 5/10 (correct result, weather forecast close, scorer way off)
- creativity 7/10
- humour 2/10
- Piss-taking 1/10
- The 'Nev factor' = minus 50
- entering more than 1 headline (see biggest losers above) = minus 1,000,000
- attempting to discredit the Gamesmaster by abusing mod powers and fabricating a typo so he could pretend to be funny = minus 2,000,000

Overall score = minus 3,000,035
Unlucky Nev

And so...the winner, with the following scores:
- Accuracy = 10/10
- creativity = 10/10
- humour = 10/10
- piss-taking = 10/10
- The 'not being Nev factor' = + 1,000,000
- The 'not being that cheat Sebb factor' = + 1,000,000
- The 'having a bigger pouch than Hacky factor' = + 1,000,000

Yes, you guessed it, the winning rntry is...



...drumroll...



...no Top Cat music...



I saw a Scouse, where ?,
there on the stair, head's in despair, right there
a little Scouse with clogs on,
well I declare,
singing klip klipperty Klopp it's not fair

The first ever winner of the HEADLINE PREDICTION GAME OF DOOM IS...

Hung, Drawn and Quartered

 

THIS

a very good morning to all

 

Terrible Toon tumble as Spurs smash six

 

Hang on i think mine was open ended

 

I wouldn't go shouting that your end is open - JPF might read this thread.

 

It was a dildo and it was double ended.
Just keep that info from Bri.

 

Just the one entry for the Spurs game so far.

Come on, we can't let KlippyKloppTrapp win that easily...

 

Spurs help to push McLaren back off track

 

Macca Caps Pochinnho, as Toon Star Bucks Trend and Grabs More Points Before its Too Latte!

 

You must have been thinking about that for days - but very good.

 

Citizen Kane makes sure Toon's Rosebud doesn't blossom

 

Thinking of headlines isn't the problem - it's getting the result to match them that's the hard part!!

 

I'd suggest going one that matches a Newcastle loss... you'll get it right more often than not

 

Spurs Score Six: Steve's Side's Slides Submissively

 

Is the Gamesmaster to bone idle to create a new thread? Smacks of No Chance's standards being adopted and used. Can't see this lasting with such poor Gamesmastership.

Going to be some match to match that headline!!

 

Can I add one from today from a match far, far away?

Cockney Championing Chumps Choked by Cherries

 

RAPED

 

20/12 - Premier league officially relegate Villa after heavy defeat to Newcastle leaves them stranded at the bottom of the league

 

Pxss off - you are messing with our karma.

 

Villa are ****, everyone is beating them