RESULTS TIME:
So the game has been played and now we can reflect on who had the most foresight, creativity and faith in the mighty, mighty Toon.
well let's first remind ourselves of the entries:
The biggest losers
EMBRACE THE HORROR - Chaos
THIEVING SCOUSERS STEAL 3 POINTS WHILE MAGPIES LOOK THE OTHER WAY. Bangkok Ladyboy
Time to klop another load of ****e - Chaos 2
Klopps steel earn points at Gateshead flashers -brb
Klopps King of the new castle as liverpool are as efficient as a mcclaren - Klipperty Klopp
This thread needs a yellow prefix - Klipperty Klopp 2
MAGPIES HAVE WINGS KLOPPED! - Quentin Buentin
Let's hope that McLaren is the one with a Honda engine and doesn't make it onto the points! - No Chance
Dip dip Away... Magpies hopes fly away. - Chippy Klippy Klopp
Mamadou gives Steve the hump hump and ensures he gets the Sakho - Hacky's tiny sack
...as well as some multiple entries from individual posters (which will not be tolerated), the above entries were simply WRONG!
The weakest link
I am a crook, a thief, have no wife and am a lousy lover - Sebb
...although factually correct, Sebb's effort was neither a prediction, creative, humoutous or in sny way associated to the match and so Sebb has been banned for gtoss misconduct.
so close and yet no hope
FLORIAN'S NIGHT IN GALE - CRIMEA OF THE CENTURY AS MAGPIES STEAL POINTS Nev
...One of the few to guess the ccorrect result and make if through to the final, Nev's effort was scored as:
- accuracy 5/10 (correct result, weather forecast close, scorer way off)
- creativity 7/10
- humour 2/10
- Piss-taking 1/10
- The 'Nev factor' = minus 50
- entering more than 1 headline (see biggest losers above) = minus 1,000,000
- attempting to discredit the Gamesmaster by abusing mod powers and fabricating a typo so he could pretend to be funny = minus 2,000,000
Overall score = minus 3,000,035
Unlucky Nev
And so...the winner, with the following scores:
- Accuracy = 10/10
- creativity = 10/10
- humour = 10/10
- piss-taking = 10/10
- The 'not being Nev factor' = + 1,000,000
- The 'not being that cheat Sebb factor' = + 1,000,000
- The 'having a bigger pouch than Hacky factor' = + 1,000,000
Yes, you guessed it, the winning rntry is...
...drumroll...
...no Top Cat music...
I saw a Scouse, where ?,
there on the stair, head's in despair, right there
a little Scouse with clogs on,
well I declare,
singing klip klipperty Klopp it's not fair
The first ever winner of the HEADLINE PREDICTION GAME OF DOOM IS...
Hung, Drawn and Quartered
So the game has been played and now we can reflect on who had the most foresight, creativity and faith in the mighty, mighty Toon.
well let's first remind ourselves of the entries:
The biggest losers
EMBRACE THE HORROR - Chaos
THIEVING SCOUSERS STEAL 3 POINTS WHILE MAGPIES LOOK THE OTHER WAY. Bangkok Ladyboy
Time to klop another load of ****e - Chaos 2
Klopps steel earn points at Gateshead flashers -brb
Klopps King of the new castle as liverpool are as efficient as a mcclaren - Klipperty Klopp
This thread needs a yellow prefix - Klipperty Klopp 2
MAGPIES HAVE WINGS KLOPPED! - Quentin Buentin
Let's hope that McLaren is the one with a Honda engine and doesn't make it onto the points! - No Chance
Dip dip Away... Magpies hopes fly away. - Chippy Klippy Klopp
Mamadou gives Steve the hump hump and ensures he gets the Sakho - Hacky's tiny sack
...as well as some multiple entries from individual posters (which will not be tolerated), the above entries were simply WRONG!
The weakest link
I am a crook, a thief, have no wife and am a lousy lover - Sebb
...although factually correct, Sebb's effort was neither a prediction, creative, humoutous or in sny way associated to the match and so Sebb has been banned for gtoss misconduct.
so close and yet no hope
FLORIAN'S NIGHT IN GALE - CRIMEA OF THE CENTURY AS MAGPIES STEAL POINTS Nev
...One of the few to guess the ccorrect result and make if through to the final, Nev's effort was scored as:
- accuracy 5/10 (correct result, weather forecast close, scorer way off)
- creativity 7/10
- humour 2/10
- Piss-taking 1/10
- The 'Nev factor' = minus 50
- entering more than 1 headline (see biggest losers above) = minus 1,000,000
- attempting to discredit the Gamesmaster by abusing mod powers and fabricating a typo so he could pretend to be funny = minus 2,000,000
Overall score = minus 3,000,035
Unlucky Nev
And so...the winner, with the following scores:
- Accuracy = 10/10
- creativity = 10/10
- humour = 10/10
- piss-taking = 10/10
- The 'not being Nev factor' = + 1,000,000
- The 'not being that cheat Sebb factor' = + 1,000,000
- The 'having a bigger pouch than Hacky factor' = + 1,000,000
Yes, you guessed it, the winning rntry is...
...drumroll...
...no Top Cat music...
I saw a Scouse, where ?,there on the stair, head's in despair, right there
a little Scouse with clogs on,
well I declare,
singing klip klipperty Klopp it's not fair
The first ever winner of the HEADLINE PREDICTION GAME OF DOOM IS...
Hung, Drawn and Quartered
This might win regardless of the match result, because
