The Ailments Thread

[stopmeandslapme]

Ah ha ha looks like the raging alky chain smoker (me) is the healthiest **** in here.

You will all die before me and I will drink to you all.

Found out last night that two geezers who were in my year at school recently died. 47/48 is a bit too early for my liking.

 

[Ponders Revisited]

Found out last night that two geezers who were in my year at school recently died. 47/48 is a bit too early for my liking.

What were their ailments, stopme?

 

[rogueleader]

What were their ailments, stopme?

One was stabbed, one slipped in the shower.

 

[Archers Road]

Death can be fatal

 

[stopmeandslapme]

What were their ailments, stopme?

One was a bit of a coke-fiend and I was told natural causes, the other I've no idea.

 

[GroveRanger]

One was stabbed, one slipped in the shower.

Racist.

 

[Ponders Revisited]

Anyone got any ailments today?

 

[Toby]

Anyone got any ailments today?

@DUNCAN DONUTS but it's ok, he'll have some cream soon

 

[Easter Road 1980]

What were their ailments, stopme?

Impending death one would assume.

 

[EDGE.]

I've got a strain in my elbow, possible over-****ing.

 

[DUNCAN DONUTS]

@DUNCAN DONUTS but it's ok, he'll have some cream soon

You are claiming some sort of victory ?

Unless you want to be triggered into another hissy fit I would cut this odd "butt hurt " claim out .
EVERY ****ING DAY

 

[Easter Road 1980]

I've got a strain in my elbow, possible over-****ing.

Over-****ing is not an ailment.

It is a god given right Baz.

Even wimmin can't **** themselves off too much.

 

[Ponders Revisited]

You are claiming some sort of victory ?

Unless you want to be triggered into another hissy fit I would cut this odd "butt hurt " claim out .
EVERY ****ING DAY

I thought it was a play on words, as in cream donut (doughnut).

My bad.

 

[Toby]

You are claiming some sort of victory ?

Unless you want to be triggered into another hissy fit I would cut this odd "butt hurt " claim out .
EVERY ****ING DAY

Says the **** that squeals about being called racist then goes on mutiple racist rants.

The funny thing is you were comparing the EU to the Nazis, didn't realise you meant it as a compliment

 

[DUNCAN DONUTS]

I thought it was a play on words, as in cream donut (doughnut).

My bad.

He was claiming that I need some butt hurt cream on account of Brexit or something.
Toby don't do puns.

 

[DUNCAN DONUTS]

Says the **** that squeals about being called racist then goes on mutiple racist rants.

The funny thing is you were comparing the EU to the Nazis, didn't realise you meant it as a compliment

Yawn.

 

[GroveRanger]

Over-****ing is not an ailment.

It is a god given right Baz.

Even wimmin can't **** themselves off too much.

Aaah those were the good old days where you'd w.ank so much only dust would come out and your japs eye would look up at you as if to say "Again? What is wrong with you?!"

 

[Ponders Revisited]

Regardless of how painful my varicose veins get, the NHS in this area will not remove them.

So, it's 4k to go private or put up with the discomfort.

What should I do, folks?

 

[Easter Road 1980]

Says the **** that squeals about being called racist then goes on mutiple racist rants.

The funny thing is you were comparing the EU to the Nazis, didn't realise you meant it as a compliment

^^^^^^ Boring **** Alert. "BCA" as we call it in showbizland.

 

[DUNCAN DONUTS]

Regardless of how painful my varicose veins get, the NHS in this area will not remove them.

So, it's 4k to go private or put up with the discomfort.

What should I do, folks?

Look on YouTube and do it yourself .