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The Ailments Thread

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Ponders Revisited, Mar 8, 2019.

  1. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    Found out last night that two geezers who were in my year at school recently died. 47/48 is a bit too early for my liking.
     
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  2. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    What were their ailments, stopme?
     
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  3. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    One was stabbed, one slipped in the shower.
     
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  4. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Death can be fatal
     
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  5. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    One was a bit of a coke-fiend and I was told natural causes, the other I've no idea.
     
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  6. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    Racist.
     
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  7. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    Anyone got any ailments today?
     
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  8. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    @DUNCAN DONUTS but it's ok, he'll have some cream soon <ok>
     
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  9. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    Impending death one would assume.
     
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  10. The Anilingus Aficionado

    The Anilingus Aficionado Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    I've got a strain in my elbow, possible over-****ing.
     
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  11. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    You are claiming some sort of victory ?

    Unless you want to be triggered into another hissy fit I would cut this odd "butt hurt " claim out .
    EVERY ****ING DAY <doh>
     
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  12. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    Over-****ing is not an ailment.

    It is a god given right Baz.

    Even wimmin can't **** themselves off too much.
     
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  13. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    I thought it was a play on words, as in cream donut (doughnut).

    My bad.
     
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  14. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Says the **** that squeals about being called racist then goes on mutiple racist rants.

    The funny thing is you were comparing the EU to the Nazis, didn't realise you meant it as a compliment <ok>
     
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  15. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    He was claiming that I need some butt hurt cream on account of Brexit or something.
    Toby don't do puns.
     
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  16. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    Yawn.
     
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  17. GroveRanger

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    Aaah those were the good old days where you'd w.ank so much only dust would come out and your japs eye would look up at you as if to say "Again? What is wrong with you?!"
     
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  18. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    Regardless of how painful my varicose veins get, the NHS in this area will not remove them.

    So, it's 4k to go private or put up with the discomfort.

    What should I do, folks?
     
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  19. Easter Road 1980

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    ^^^^^^ Boring **** Alert. "BCA" as we call it in showbizland.
     
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  20. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    Look on YouTube and do it yourself .
     
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