Grandpops can actually say this :
Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyll-llantysiliogogogoch
He might be able to say it but it's a fantasy just like the idea that thousands upon thousands of people speak Welsh as a first language.
The name is just a fabricated tourist board publicity stunt, much like the idea that anyone actually speaks Welsh these days ....... they don't.

