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Facebook Moron said:
Im not saying that hooper already injured what if wolfwinkel get injured than we have to play elmander get my meaning all im saying is we could have bought better
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I believe I can translate...

Literate Facebook Moron said:
Gentlemen, I'm not sure whether Hooper is carrying an injury from the Panathanikos game or not, but if he is, and that lovely dutch fellow van Wolfswinkel was to be injured too, then Elmander obviously becomes our first choice striker for a while. One would expect that in that scenario, Hughton may regret not signing a striker of superior quality to better complement our other forward options.
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And yeah, I suspect there was an element of sarcasm in your replies, but I fancied doing it anyway.
 
"Get my meaning" is obviously a useful phrase for those most needful of it -- if you get my meaning! <laugh> <ok>
 
robbieBB said:
"Get my meaning" is obviously a useful phrase for those most needful of it -- if you get my meaning! <laugh> <ok>
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Yeah, if you can't make your point clearly, the best solution is just to demand that someone understands it. Obviously. <doh><laugh>
 
DHCanary said:
Yeah, if you can't make your point clearly, the best solution is just to demand that someone understands it. Obviously. <doh><laugh>
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Microsoft Translation could do with you DH. And you'd probably be a lot cheaper than all those super-computers that fail so badly :grin: <ok>
 
robbieBB said:
Microsoft Translation could do with you DH. And you'd probably be a lot cheaper than all those super-computers that fail so badly :grin: <ok>
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I'm surprised google translate doesn't offer "txtspk" to English already to be honest.
 
Beefforhire-NCFC said:
I love a trawl through the Facebook comments on the clubs account thy NEVER disappoint!

Here's one and I swear to god I haven't edited it:



What a mess...
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Beef, the tube has now said why aren't we like the saints who have shown ambition by spending £15m on their THIRD choice striker
Clearly a wum
 
To be fair to Villa, Ivanovic could easily of gone off and the penalty could easily have been given. For all Chelsea's passing they did very little going forward until Villa came out of their shell, and then it was anybody's game.
 
Benteke to Chelski before the window shuts. Mourinho likes "big boys up front who foul a lot"! <ok>
 
I_Clean_holtys_boots said:
Few rumours that Becchio could be off to Middlesbrough...
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They were allegedly prepared to spank £2m on Ross McCormack, and a similar fee would probably tempt us out of Becchio, if Toivonen or someone else is set to sign. Still can't see us going into next season with 3 players capable of playing as strikers.
 
Arsenal are supposedly now chasing Benzema and Di Maria. Have they not learnt by now that they need to set their sights a bit lower?
 
can't see them tempting benzema over - he's adored by the real madrid president. di maria said he wasn't interested in moving to england when spurs were allegedly interested although that may have been down to them not having qualified for the champions league
 
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