I think I know the joke you were going to but I would love to see that though. Certainly attainable, Sevilla are in no better shape than we are and we could probably offer more money. Would keep Pepe, Jose, Suso, etc happy as well.

What do people think of the unsubstantiated Hector Herrera rumours?
Don't know anything about him myself... surely like Osama he'd be another future prospect rather than in the first xi.
Even more likely nothing to the rumour.
Thought it was United in for H. Herrera.
Wish we were being linked to Ander Herrera.
NI Revolution In Red:3329721 said:Thought it was United in for H. Herrera.
17.13 BST: Pierre Emerick Aubameyang could be on his way to Tottenham Hotspur, according to the Daily Mail. The paper reports that Andre Villas-Boas is a fan of the St-Etienne forward.
Bluff City Red:3330230 said:Brazil international attacking midfielder Kaka, 30, has been offered to Manchester United on a season-long loan as Real Madrid prepare for the arrival of Luka Modric.
I'd take this as well!!
Wasn't that many years ago kaka was offered obscene money from city.
Looks like we're favourites to land Adam Johnson again ...
