Transfer Rumours Summer Transfer window

Ever thought of applying for the Poet Laureate position mate.

 

Doesn’t pay enough brother

 

I like them sleeveless tops wish they would sell them, liked the red one’s a couple of seasons ago as well.

 

Most I think they have shown of Neil all season tbh. But I am well oiled now.

 

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Benidorm vibes.

 

Nice to see you, to see you nice.

 

Guiu is number 9! Finally Hemir hasn’t got it

 

Have the numbers been released?

 

I think this might've gave it away

 

All the lads have their numbers on their training kits

 

Think there’s a deadline for the numbers and I think it’s about now.

 

The club will troll us all by striping Blondy of the no. 16

 

Thankfully it’s just a number and we don’t see it as famous

 

We don’t see them as famous but there’s still good memories that come with certain numbers

 

Over 600 messages since this morning ****ing hell lads. Can see Alderete signed from the SAFC only thread (thank **** that exists lol). Has there been anything else gone on today? Contract talks? Strongly linked players?

Last night there was talki of a striker being close to signing, any more info come out on that?

 

They're fake mate, the real numbers will be on a flight from Dusseldorf to Newbiggin then a motorcycle courier to the Blue Bell ...

... they'll be carried from there to the SOL in a torchlight parade reminiscent of the Olympic Flame.

 

Nah ...

... although I did get the chainsaw out and cut up an oak that came down in the last storms tbh.

 

You forgot to mention the naked homosexual wrestling meet up! Cant wait!