I'd have been impressed someone round there still had their teeth
She didn't. That's how she could fit it in by remover her falsers. My mate, who asked the ****ing bar man if he could pretend to talk to him for 5 minutes pissing himself laughing as this is going on. Needless to say, **** comes back with the drinks where I proceeded to leave him on his own with her for 20 minutes as I went for a smoke and watched a scrap out the back. By the time I come back she'd tactically spilt her drink over my mates pants, grabbed a towel from the bar and was patting his down nicely on my return


