Summer Transfer Window

She didn't. That's how she could fit it in by remover her falsers. My mate, who asked the ****ing bar man if he could pretend to talk to him for 5 minutes pissing himself laughing as this is going on. Needless to say, **** comes back with the drinks where I proceeded to leave him on his own with her for 20 minutes as I went for a smoke and watched a scrap out the back. By the time I come back she'd tactically spilt her drink over my mates pants, grabbed a towel from the bar and was patting his down nicely on my return

 

That is my gif: you can’t use it:

 

^^^^^

 

Can’t be, we haven’t signed him yet.

 

Yes we have.

 

I'm a mag.

 

Maybe it is Chaos .....

 

Anybody think we'll break transfer record this summer? Not including Botman. I think yes. Munse is obviously a no.

 

Joelinton was more than Botman wasn't he, guess you're including add ons.

 

Aye, but also the £40m for Joelinton was £40m with add-ons. What the hell they were I have no idea. Let's hope one of them was goals scored, one for international appearances and for CL win inside 2 years.

 

It doesn't look like it

 

I don’t think we will. We have spent 60m. Our budget won’t go last 100m I don’t think. I might be wrong mind.

 

20 goals+ a season player is all we need to be classed as a great window.
And clear some dead wood out.
I have seen lads getting number 4 Botman on their shirts. Any info on this as was matty longstaff number ?

 

If I was a betting man I'd bet on Newcastle signing this Austrian guy.

He scores goals, he's young, newcastle have been linked but not heavily, he's being sold and not yet a household name.. He's relatively unknown and won't break the bank at around 30 to 40.

Munich probably don't fancy him, so it's down to Newcastle to take punts where the bigger clubs might have doubts or other ideas out of nufcs reach.

 

Nobody gave me a scout report btw

I like a player that scores headers... It's an underestimated and under appreciated skill, but it's a huge part of the game and a huge weapon at any time against any side.

 

Isn't this guy like an Austrian Chris Wood!

 

Definitely not he looks a player

Just noticing Brighton has been linked also. Ashworth springs to mind he'll know the player...

 

He's only got 1 year on his contract left.. Fee is around 30 million, but Bayern are keen... They're considering him as lewondowskis replacement, so I suspect he's a very good player.

This Austrian dude is apparently also surprisingly quick.

 

We would have been relegated without Wood remember. Are you saying he isn’t a good player?