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Yeah, me n Chaos were on about the special needs aspect

 

Like dawn of the dead that Morrisons

 

I went to school there, St Josephs

But aye, lots of burglary problems on facebook. But they're building new houses everywhere, not many under 200k

 

Don't think I've ever been in but I can imagine, all the folk from the darkside go there

 

Who has the better footy team out of Jarrow and Hebburn.

 

Plenty mongs where you come from!

 

I've honestly never seen so many cross eyed people in one location before

 

Chaos ffs, get on ti him and tell him the least he can do is credit you for the info

 

Jarrow have a better team, South Shields FC

 

Thought you'd been to Stanley? Cross eyed and breath through the mouth

 

Don't make me tell you about last Sunday night

 

No i mean lower down the leagues..Jarrow roofing isn't it..or it was.

Me dad said Hebburn had a better team.

 

They didn't look human

 

Go on, what ya been up to

 

Oh good god.

I think it's GG

 

Jarra roofing folded, the owner was corrupt, but played in Boldon

Jarra FC aren't very good, Hebburn are better

But South Shields play in Jarra and they're the 2nd biggest club in the North East

 

Went for a few beers, we went into Bubbles (ask Pouchy) some old bird sits next to us, introduces herself and tells us she's 61, grabs my hand and licks the back of it before telling me she could demonstrate how she could try and fit the whole thing in her mouth by removing her teeth

 

I'd have been impressed someone round there still had their teeth

 

God I hope we don't sign him now or that idiot will gain more followers

 

Hebburns ground is canny by the way, decent place for a few pints