Summer Transfer Window

[GodAlmighty]

It concerns me how interested and happy your interested in my unfortunate wiener nip event which could result in me losing a testicle.

I think you should all take a good long look at yourselves in the mirror.

We're laughing mate coz the last time any of us did that sort of thing we were like 3 year old ffs

 

[GodAlmighty]

Just out of interest if anyone has never seen this I suggest you read the comments. It's ****ing mint.

https://www.amazon.co.uk/review/R3GDDEL1SC1QQ5

here's the full lot

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Veet-Men-H...t-reviews/B00KX3PF22?reviewerType=all_reviews

 

[Geordie Ginola]

Oh no, you didn't put the open wound into a bath? You do realise you might now need a full amputation, unless you urgently submerge in vinegar for at least 1 hour.

It’s a serious changing life changing event.

 

[Obi Wan]

It’s a serious changing life changing event.

It will be if you don't apply the vinegar, chilli flakes and Deep Heat rub urgently.

 

[GodAlmighty]

..... How is Geordie Gemma this morning?

 

[Geordie Ginola]

..... How is Geordie Gemma this morning?

All fixed and I can pee now without it squirting in all directions.

So I’d say that’s a result. It’s Tracksuit pants for me this weekend.

 

[GodAlmighty]

All fixed and I can pee now without it squirting in all directions.

So I’d say that’s a result. It’s Tracksuit pants for me this weekend.

Glad your on the mend. Invoice is in the post

 

[Geordie Ginola]

Glad your on the mend. Invoice is in the post

I wouldn’t have got through it otherwise.

 

[GodAlmighty]

I wouldn’t have got through it otherwise.

I do however suggest you perhaps look at 501's from now on. They're always button up's

 

[Geordie Ginola]

I do however suggest you perhaps look at 501's from now on. They're always button up's

Yes but there isn’t enough room. I don’t like things all tight. Things that dangle are meant to do so.

 

[GodAlmighty]

Yes but there isn’t enough room. I don’t like things all tight. Things that dangle are meant to do so.

Things that have the length to dangle don't get the bell end stuck in the zip

 

[Geordie Ginola]

Things that have the length to dangle don't get the bell end stuck in the zip

Who says it was my zip I got it stuck in?

 

[GodAlmighty]

Who says it was my zip I got it stuck in?

Chaos.......bring out the screenshots

 

[Geordie Ginola]

Chaos.......bring out the screenshots

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[DIY Matters]

It’s 2 summers away, but mark my words, Bakayo Saka will be nicked by NUFC in the way that Sterling was kidnapped by ManCity from the Scousers…. So much sweeter after the Ginola/Dixon years

 

[GodAlmighty]

It’s 2 summers away, but mark my words, Bakayo Saka will be nicked by NUFC in the way that Sterling was kidnapped by ManCity from the Scousers…. So much sweeter after the Ginola/Dixon years

Guess what team he supports?

 

[Warmir Pouchov]

Guess what team he supports?

His dad took him when younger cause he was big Toon and Shearer fan didn’t he. He’s **** hot. Let’s have him

 

[Warmir Pouchov]

I’d enjoy signing any Arsenal players. Don’t mind their fans, always had good away days down there. But just for Mersons reaction

 

[GodAlmighty]

I’d enjoy signing any Arsenal players. Don’t mind their fans, always had good away days down there. But just for Mersons reaction

I don't think that ****er has long left.......anyone noticed the massive broon mole on his temple that seems to grow by the week?

 

[DIY Matters]

Guess what team he supports?

Get outta here….?