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"Very swollen" you say?
ACS wants to know how you do this.

 

Meanwhile I have Auto Glass on speed dial to beat the rush as millions of windows shatter in one night

 

Look when you’ve been through what No Chance went through then you can complain not before. Those traffic cones can be lethal in the wrong hands.

 

And by "the wrong hands" you mean his own.

 

SeriouslyGG, you should listen to Dr Mag.

 

You know when you type something stupid and then realise the person its intended for may actually be stupid.........I'm now feeling a tinge of guilt he's not posted since

 

It’s all about trust with a Doctor, ain’t it Dr Mag.

 

Hospital Doctor: “ So, GG, how exactly did it become so swollen and inflamed?”

GG: “ It all started when I mentioned it on NOT606…”

 

My summary.......He's using a diversionary tactic - I mean who traps their bell end in their breeks as a grown up (when I say grown up anywhere from aged 4+ generally)

I think a name change is in order ........ Geordiegonarrhea

 

"Dr Mag told me that rubbing dry chilli flakes on it would help"

 

.......so Mr GG, that explains the genital issue, how did you get the black eye?

That was caused by me then ****ing the wifes vienetta to cool it down

 

Black eye? Sooo... the vienetta was in a cone?

 

I am really starting to think he's gone and sploshed on the Brut now




.......and when I say Brut I mean the cheap aftershave not his now throbbing, glowing, puss riddled member

 

You do realise this could be a testicle loss event?

 

......and when I sa

Stop being so melodramatic man, think of your mrs........she doesn't want to catch an infection from your seepage assaulting her whilst she sleeps.

 

It concerns me how interested and happy your interested in my unfortunate wiener nip event which could result in me losing a testicle.

I think you should all take a good long look at yourselves in the mirror.

 

I do as well. I’ve got to take two viagra to stop pissing on my slippers.

 

She was more than happy laughing as I dropped my nuts in the bath and it stung like a bad infection.

 

Oh no, you didn't put the open wound into a bath? You do realise you might now need a full amputation, unless you urgently submerge in vinegar for at least 1 hour.