Summer Transfer Window

Nah some dude that turns so fast he gets footburn.. I can't recall the name...

 

Doku

 

This dude

 

Get both then

 

In the summer I think it'll be cranked up quite dramatically

 

I can see them spending 200 ms

 

Not Billions and Billions?

 

And £0 of that will be on Mbappe

 

Depends whether Sunderland get in there first, I guess.

 

Obvs - he's available for nowt

 

They won't need him, they've just signed that youngster Defoe

 

Sign him.

 

I think the 50m over 5 years was an absolute lie. I think their plan is to be top of the pile within 5 years and if it takes a billion then that’s what it takes.

If you have a Premier league team at the very very top in the top echelons of world football you have the best marketing platform.

PIF isn’t doing this unless they are top.

 

Alright bud? I was worried about you, thought you'd been very quiet today after your little mishap yesterday

I agree. Euro qualification next year I reckon.

 

It really hurt mate. Wiener nip is a thing. It can get infected.

 

Please tell me you put a bandage on it

 

Wiener nip? Was it right on the Jap's eye?

 

Yes mate. It’s very swollen. It’s borderline I need to go to the hospital.

 

Have you tried swabbing some aftershave on just to make sure the infection has been killed?