1. Log in now to remove adverts - no adverts at all to registered members!

Summer Transfer Window

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Magdad, Jan 31, 2022.

  1. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 29, 2011
    Messages:
    34,789
    Likes Received:
    23,686
    He’s no Chris Wood
     
    #421
  2. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    Jan 25, 2011
    Messages:
    40,594
    Likes Received:
    27,124
    images.jpeg-7.jpg
     
    #422
    Magdad likes this.
  3. Roland Deschain

    Roland Deschain Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Oct 6, 2011
    Messages:
    13,960
    Likes Received:
    11,902
    Thank **** for that, sign him up.
     
    #423
    Flash likes this.
  4. Magdad

    Magdad cult leader

    Joined:
    Jan 11, 2021
    Messages:
    19,704
    Likes Received:
    22,095
    Anybody else think that unless the PL dock Everton a good number of points as in what has historically been handed out to teams in the past for financial **** ups then FFP should just be scrapped. Looking at their figures - they're trying to blame a £170m loss on COVID and the PL are trying their best to swallow it. What a load of utter ****. Goodison Capacity is 39,572. They're most expensive ticket is £50. Now assuming they sold out every week without season ticket holders/senior citizens/kids discounts the most they can make - 39,572 x £50 x 19 (home games) =just over £37,500,000. So they still have a £135m loss. They had a net spend of £62m on transfers. - Its ****ing nuts if they don't get battered for this.

    This being the case and them skipping away free, we will be clear as day to spend whatever the **** we like.
     
    #424
  5. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    May 1, 2011
    Messages:
    29,975
    Likes Received:
    25,287
    Agree. Any competent Accountant should be able to easily work out what is and what isn’t a reasonable amount that could be allocated as “covid” losses based on current and historic figures.

    Once that has been established then previous penalties for financial irregularities should be considered both FFP and insolvency issues.

    Then, as they are the first in the PL (I think) for this type of breach then an example should be made of them to deter others going forward.

    Or in plain English and without prejudging matters, throw the f*****g book at them.
     
    #425
  6. Magdad

    Magdad cult leader

    Joined:
    Jan 11, 2021
    Messages:
    19,704
    Likes Received:
    22,095
    Now Maths ain't ever been my strongest point.

    However You are allowed to make losses of £105m over a 3 year period, which due to Covid was extended to a 4 year period.

    Everton are now sat at a loss of £372m including the allowed adjustment.

    So being the kind hearted soul I am, I reckon they should be deducted 1 point for every £10m they are in breach of it by. So around about 26 points.

    I am however, laughing at the press saying everything will be fine because Everton have been working hand in hand with the PL's special finance team as they were aware of the issues in advance.

    Special Finance team my arse- The PL as we all know don't even have an in house legal team ffs. <laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
    #426
    magpie290761 likes this.

  7. cronemeister

    cronemeister Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Nov 30, 2011
    Messages:
    6,713
    Likes Received:
    7,254
    Oh I have no doubt that whatever they have that resembles a finance team are ****ing special alright!
     
    #427
    Obi Wan and Magdad like this.
  8. Magdad

    Magdad cult leader

    Joined:
    Jan 11, 2021
    Messages:
    19,704
    Likes Received:
    22,095
    Lets face it, If you don't want a bunch of legal experts that would be required on a daily basis to look at contracts, rules etc in your office, some of which I bet have tidy as **** secretaries. Why the **** would you have any boring ass accountants in your office.
     
    #428
  9. cronemeister

    cronemeister Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Nov 30, 2011
    Messages:
    6,713
    Likes Received:
    7,254
    Nothing they do or say ever makes any sense. They are just a marketing function for 20 football clubs but they only let a small percentage of those clubs decide on what the rules are and what’s fair/not fair.
     
    #429
  10. Magdad

    Magdad cult leader

    Joined:
    Jan 11, 2021
    Messages:
    19,704
    Likes Received:
    22,095
    Only way Everton won't get a massive raping over their FFP breach is if one of the dirty half dozen is about to announce similar or in danger of announcing similar next year and don't want a precedent set.
     
    #430
  11. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    Jan 25, 2011
    Messages:
    40,594
    Likes Received:
    27,124
    Maybe part of the reason why they are quite so deep in **** is because they've been handing stuffed brown envelopes to the PL's 'special finance team' so that they don't deduct points from them.
     
    #431
  12. Magdad

    Magdad cult leader

    Joined:
    Jan 11, 2021
    Messages:
    19,704
    Likes Received:
    22,095
    Nothing to see here man, its all just planning costs for their new stadium that they are building on the river. <laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
    #432
    Obi Wan likes this.
  13. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 29, 2011
    Messages:
    34,789
    Likes Received:
    23,686
    Daily Fail thinks we are looking to sell ASM
     
    #433
  14. CaraMatt

    CaraMatt Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Feb 14, 2016
    Messages:
    2,219
    Likes Received:
    1,912
    They probably approve because he’s an immigrant
     
    #434
  15. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    Jan 25, 2011
    Messages:
    40,594
    Likes Received:
    27,124
    Ah yes, that renowned sports journalist firm who have access to all the inside info at NUFC.
     
    #435
  16. Magdad

    Magdad cult leader

    Joined:
    Jan 11, 2021
    Messages:
    19,704
    Likes Received:
    22,095
    We won’t sell him simply because the larger teams won’t want to pay the money we would ask for him, he’s not an international as he’s seen by Deschamps as too selfish and not intelligent enough with the ball and he hasnt got the European or champs league experience the French national team want in their players.
     
    #436
  17. Consett Mag

    Consett Mag Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Feb 19, 2011
    Messages:
    2,633
    Likes Received:
    1,917
    All the journalists are saying that their losses can all be accounted for from massive covid losses and the club being able to attribute the rest of the excess to their new stadium's costs.
    We are taking about a cosy circle where allegedly corruption lives and breathes at every single one of their meetings.
    The third relegated team will probably need to kick off for ffp rules to be reviewed I'd say.
     
    #437
    magpie290761 and Flash like this.
  18. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    Jun 27, 2011
    Messages:
    73,838
    Likes Received:
    39,910
    if we do will you do a truffle shuffle?
     
    #438
  19. Magdad

    Magdad cult leader

    Joined:
    Jan 11, 2021
    Messages:
    19,704
    Likes Received:
    22,095
    truffleshuffle.gif
     
    #439
    Albert's Chip Shop likes this.
  20. Prince Isak (GG)

    Prince Isak (GG) Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 31, 2011
    Messages:
    30,155
    Likes Received:
    17,293
    Class film. But this wouldn’t get past editing now because of the snowflake generation.
     
    #440

Share This Page