I fancy seeing some more British coastline so I might catch a train to Birmingham and work my way from there.
Maybe so, but the point being, if you were going to Valencia from the UK, you'd fly to Valencia not Madrid.
Did I ever mention the time I went to Monaco to mingle with my millionaire mates on my Yacht. We flew into Paris and decided to drive the rest of the way. Would have made it too if I'd remembered to fill up.
And just as it was getting interesting, Kipper has done a runner. He's probably half way to Madrid by now.
Everyone bullies haig worse than metth and its OK cos he's fat and not on the spectrum? Asking for humanity