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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Saf, May 20, 2019.

  1. Bwood_Ranger

    Bwood_Ranger 2023 Funniest Poster

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    I’m going to guess he’s breaking the news that Angola’s fourth-biggest sports paper have said it’s happening and he’ll now spend two weeks tweeting cliches about how United have got him on the cheap after he completes a five yard pass to Ashley Young in a friendly against Burnley in Las Vegas.
     
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  2. Me, too.

    So long as he scores the goal that knocks Real out.
     
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  3. You happy about that, Tel?
     
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  4. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    He didn't do to well scoring in the last CL final did he mate<laugh>
     
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  5. It’s a risk.

    I don’t want us to take it.

    I’m happy for United to take it.
     
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  6. PINKIE

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    Madrid, pretty much slap bang in the middle of Spain.

    Kipper's ****e geography strikes again <laugh>
     
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  7. PINKIE

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    Where did you drive to from Madrid ?


    *Kipper goes off to google a map of Spain so that he can work out a cover story <laugh>
     
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  8. <doh>
     
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  9. <doh>
     
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  10. PINKIE

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    Great answers <laugh>
     
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  11. Do you know what properties I own and where, Pix?
     
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  12. Tobes

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    <laugh>
     
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  13. PINKIE

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    Here we go <laugh>

    So you flew to Madrid to then drive to your Spanish coastal villa 200 miles away right ?
     
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  14. Libby

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    Oh ffs here we go <rofl>
     
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  15. NSIS

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    #Madridgate
     
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  16. PINKIE

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  17. Libby

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    Surely it'd be quicker to use the chopper?
     
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  18. PINKIE

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    <laugh> Exactly
     
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  19. PINKIE

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    Come on Kipper, it doesn't take that long to google a map of Spain and work out some BS story about driving from Madrid to the coast.

    please log in to view this image
     
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  20. NSIS

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    Probably the easiest would be Madrid - Valencia - All motorway. But it’s still some 350 Kms.
     
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