Madrid is about 200 miles from the coast you helmet
His family don't have to spend all of their time in the city!

Madrid is about 200 miles from the coast you helmet
His family don't have to spend all of their time in the city!

Madrid is about 200 miles from the coast you helmet![]()

It’d be much quicker to drive to Sandbanks bruv.
Yes, I know. I have flown there, and then driven to the coast.
I'm betting that Bale's wife can drive, too. What do you reckon, Tobias?
It’d be much quicker to drive to Sandbanks bruv.
Welcome to the point.
Shows arrogance, laziness or lack of intelligence, take your pick.
His family don't have to spend all of their time in the city!

All 3.

What a goal in a CL final though eh? ... now that's how to win one![]()
His family don't have to spend all of their time in the city!
Yeah it was an amazing goal. Probably the best ever in a final.
And?

It’s a long way from the coast mate, but I get your drift..

Got a feeling Bale might end up at Monaco.
I hope he ends up at a club where he knocks Real out of the CL with the winning goal, and powerslides to celebration in Zidane’s face.
Don’t tell me you wouldn’t love that, Tel!
I’ll tell you that if he joined United you wouldn’t love that.
Actually, I'd love it, Tel!
You'd be paying him a fortune to lie on your injury table, pissing off every other player in your squad.
He'd be your Woezil.
Maguire fee (£80m) agreed between United and Leicester according to some rags.