Transfer Rumours Summer transfer rumour thread

I’m going to guess he’s breaking the news that Angola’s fourth-biggest sports paper have said it’s happening and he’ll now spend two weeks tweeting cliches about how United have got him on the cheap after he completes a five yard pass to Ashley Young in a friendly against Burnley in Las Vegas.

 

Me, too.

So long as he scores the goal that knocks Real out.

 

You happy about that, Tel?

 

He didn't do to well scoring in the last CL final did he mate

 

It’s a risk.

I don’t want us to take it.

I’m happy for United to take it.

 

Madrid, pretty much slap bang in the middle of Spain.

Kipper's ****e geography strikes again

 

Where did you drive to from Madrid ?


*Kipper goes off to google a map of Spain so that he can work out a cover story

 

Great answers

 

Do you know what properties I own and where, Pix?

 

Here we go

So you flew to Madrid to then drive to your Spanish coastal villa 200 miles away right ?

 

Oh ffs here we go

 

#Madridgate

 

Surely it'd be quicker to use the chopper?

 

Exactly

 

Come on Kipper, it doesn't take that long to google a map of Spain and work out some BS story about driving from Madrid to the coast.

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Probably the easiest would be Madrid - Valencia - All motorway. But it’s still some 350 Kms.