Summer Transfer Rumour Thread.

[Itchen North Matt]

I would jizz myself if true - only because Shakira would be coming down to Southampton

Lucky man. Bet she can do some fun bendy stuff too.

 

[RickieLambertsGoldenBoot]

In, out, in, out, and shake it all about...

 

[JDub]

In, out, in, out, and shake it all about...

...Is one sure fire way to stain the furniture.

 

[(Conor)]

...Is one sure fire way to stain the furniture.

You must be doing it wrong then.

 

[JDub]

You must be doing it wrong then.

What? Shaking it all about? Pretty weird way to jizz.

 

[(Conor)]

What? Shaking it all about? Pretty weird way to jizz.

I was actually thinking more in a protection sense. One wouldn't have such a problem if one were wearing a rubber sheath over their dingaling.

 

[JDub]

I was actually thinking more in a protection sense. One wouldn't have such a problem if one were wearing a rubber sheath over their dingaling.

Never heard of such a thing... Where does one acquire it?

 

[(Conor)]

Never heard of such a thing... Where does one acquire it?

At all good supermarkets and pharmacists.

Remember, strap it up before you slap it up

 

[JDub]

At all good supermarkets and pharmacists.

Remember, strap it up before you slap it up

Cheers man

 

[Joe!]

Time for a joke.

Why did the black man buy three boxes of condoms?

 

[Dan]

Time for a joke.

Why did the black man buy three boxes of condoms?

He's in a passionate monogamous relationship but both he and his partner agree they're not ready for children?

 

[(Conor)]

Now that my family planning clinic has run its course, an interesting tweet has just appeared.

"Adkins said today they'll be a new signing coming next week. Could be a number of players including Scott Dann. #Saints"

From Daniel Cutts @Journo_Slash, another one of those freelance journalists.

 

[Joe!]

Because he likes to practice safe sex and they were on sale.

Dan ruined it by getting it half right

 

[JDub]

Come home Theo

http://www.mirror.co.uk/incoming/southampton-bid-to-bring-theo-walcott-1180296

Haha.

100k-per-week wages... No thanks

 

[Itchen North Matt]

Time for a joke.

Why did the black man buy three boxes of condoms?

Does he think of himself as a stud and therefore reckons he can use them all before they expire?

 

[Joe!]

Does he think of himself as a stud and therefore reckons he can use them all before they expire?

Maybe he has a wife/girlfriend.

Or husband/boyfriend.

 

[Itchen North Matt]

Come home Theo

http://www.mirror.co.uk/incoming/southampton-bid-to-bring-theo-walcott-1180296

Haha.

100k-per-week wages... No thanks

One payer on 4 times as much as anyone else? Haha!

 

[MorgansBitOnTheSchneid]

Agent IKT tweeted a month ago about theo, would be amazing to have him back.

 

[Qwerty]

Come home Theo

http://www.mirror.co.uk/incoming/southampton-bid-to-bring-theo-walcott-1180296

Haha.

100k-per-week wages... No thanks

lol

 

[JDub]

But I would love the lad back. Shame it's not really possible.

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