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Summer Transfer Rumour Thread.

Discussion in 'Southampton' started by SaintsFanAlex, Apr 6, 2012.

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  1. Itchen North Matt

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    Lucky man. Bet she can do some fun bendy stuff too.
     
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    Itchen North Matt, Jul 28, 2012
  2. RickieLambertsGoldenBoot

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    In, out, in, out, and shake it all about... <whistle>
     
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    RickieLambertsGoldenBoot, Jul 28, 2012
  3. JDub

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    ...Is one sure fire way to stain the furniture.
     
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    You must be doing it wrong then.
     
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  5. JDub

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    What? Shaking it all about? Pretty weird way to jizz.
     
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    I was actually thinking more in a protection sense. One wouldn't have such a problem if one were wearing a rubber sheath over their dingaling.
     
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    (Conor), Jul 28, 2012

  7. JDub

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    Never heard of such a thing... Where does one acquire it?
     
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  8. (Conor)

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    At all good supermarkets and pharmacists.

    Remember, strap it up before you slap it up <ok>
     
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    (Conor), Jul 28, 2012
  9. JDub

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    Cheers man <ok>
     
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    JDub, Jul 28, 2012
  10. Joe!

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    Time for a joke.

    Why did the black man buy three boxes of condoms?
     
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    He's in a passionate monogamous relationship but both he and his partner agree they're not ready for children?
     
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    Dan, Jul 28, 2012
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    Now that my family planning clinic has run its course, an interesting tweet has just appeared.

    "Adkins said today they'll be a new signing coming next week. Could be a number of players including Scott Dann. #Saints"

    From Daniel Cutts @Journo_Slash, another one of those freelance journalists.
     
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    (Conor), Jul 28, 2012
  13. Joe!

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    Because he likes to practice safe sex and they were on sale.

    Dan ruined it by getting it half right :(
     
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  15. Itchen North Matt

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    Does he think of himself as a stud and therefore reckons he can use them all before they expire?
     
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  16. Joe!

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    Maybe he has a wife/girlfriend.

    Or husband/boyfriend.
     
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  18. MorgansBitOnTheSchneid

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    Agent IKT tweeted a month ago about theo, would be amazing to have him back.
     
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  20. JDub

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    But I would love the lad back. Shame it's not really possible.

    please log in to view this image
     
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