I'm still waiting for their King, the anonymous whistle blower, to be revealed and paraded around the stadium as Acun and his band of potless merry men are carted away back to Turkey, driven by Callum Elder wearing a smug grin and a Brewdog t-shirt.
Try all the friends and family of suppliers who hadn't been paid and club employees who were genuinely concerned and the compliance bods at the EFL.
It's just be easier for you to be paraded around with an Acun mask and a kappa top with 'sycophant No 1' on the back.