Transfer Rumours Summer 2024 transfer thread

Picture or it aint true.

 

I liken the pursuit of the striker to Viking Fisheries. We have gone from a prime piece of haddock to buying a bag of scraps.

 

Doak on his way to Boro.

 

I think getting the wingers in will be more important than getting another striker. The ones we have will at least get the chance to prove their worth, barring injuries of course!

 

That's payback for not selling Greaves to Liverpool at the end of the window for £40 Million.

 

Its all quiet on the big baz front

 

Doak is highly talented but if we get another permanent winger it’s a better deal even if they’re not as good. I think Belloumi looks the business though, got some rave reviews from a few analysts I follow on twitter

 

I've just been to Challis on Hessle Road as I do every Friday. Only this week I had to get a Jumbo Sausage instead because Mario Balotelli bought the last Spam Fritter. Read into that what you will.

 

We're about as popular as root canal treatment...

 

They don’t cook enough Spam Fritters?.

 

I want the striker that will send my socks out the window

 

Spam fritters are the best thing in the world....FACT

 

It feels like there’s something fishy going on here.

 

****s sake. Boro playing Go Fish with our scouting list

 

It was just a lie mate, I had both. Same every friday, Jumbo Sausage and chips and a spam fritter on its own. Bottle of Dandelion and Burdock. Plenty of change from a tenner. Balotelli didnt buy the last one.

 

Balotelli spotted in hessle apparently

 

Dzeko

 

He was **** anyway

 

great choice and the drink.

 

Asking Vern for a pic of something waiting to be blown off highlights that you're a braver man than me!