Why don't you two just post copies of your exam certificates & be done, we can vote on who's the bigger nerd? 
Failing that can we have a "Call each other a **** here" thread? I could exchange pleasantries with BBF there & you 2 could slug it out like a pair of intellectual heavyweights

Failing that can we have a "Call each other a **** here" thread? I could exchange pleasantries with BBF there & you 2 could slug it out like a pair of intellectual heavyweights
