Suarez News (#ONTOPIC)

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When will Suarez leave?

  • Pre-contract, gone 1st day

  • Gone in July

  • Gone in August

  • Gone on transfer deadline day

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Don't worry lads, there will be something to talk about shortly, he's on is way (possibly already there) to Uruguay <ok>
 
Red Hadron Collider said:
This is a serious ****ing thread <grr>
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Due to the elaborate phenotypes displayed in figure 1 above by Dr Sisu and the recently published ethogram of Suarez behaviour. The peterson's equation has been applied to the ethogram to establish whether there is 95% certainty that Suarez is male. The 95% figure could not be achieved due to a high degree of physical and behavioural traits.

The logical next step is to do a chemical analysis of hormone and steroid levels in Suarez body to try and locate possible imablance. This imbalance may be caused by physical abnormalities. if these abnormalities are not present a genetic test should be undertaken to establish the presence of a Y Chromosone. if this is not present it would explain alot andSuarez can play for the women.

is that better? Ive tried to keep it serious
 
Redbrynner said:
Due to the elaborate phenotypes displayed in figure 1 above by Dr Sisu and the recently published ethogram of Suarez behaviour. The peterson's equation has been applied to the ethogram to establish whether there is 95% certainty that Suarez is male. The 95% figure could not be achieved due to a high degree of physical and behavioural traits.

The logical next step is to do a chemical analysis of hormone and steroid levels in Suarez body to try and locate possible imablance. This imbalance may be caused by physical abnormalities. if these abnormalities are not present a genetic test should be undertaken to establish the presence of a Y Chromosone. if this is not present it would explain alot andSuarez can play for the women.

is that better? Ive tried to keep it serious
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Much more like it <ok>
 
Redbrynner said:
Due to the elaborate phenotypes displayed in figure 1 above by Dr Sisu and the recently published ethogram of Suarez behaviour. The peterson's equation has been applied to the ethogram to establish whether there is 95% certainty that Suarez is male. The 95% figure could not be achieved due to a high degree of physical and behavioural traits.

The logical next step is to do a chemical analysis of hormone and steroid levels in Suarez body to try and locate possible imablance. This imbalance may be caused by physical abnormalities. if these abnormalities are not present a genetic test should be undertaken to establish the presence of a Y Chromosone. if this is not present it would explain alot andSuarez can play for the women.

is that better? Ive tried to keep it serious
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Eh...?
 
More Suarez News: brendan Rodgers on Suarez Training.

Rodgers was asked at melwood by journalists why Suarez was playing with himself.

Rodgers replied,

Because he is acting like a ****er, and thats what ****ers do.
 
Redbrynner said:
Due to the elaborate phenotypes displayed in figure 1 above by Dr Sisu and the recently published ethogram of Suarez behaviour. The peterson's equation has been applied to the ethogram to establish whether there is 95% certainty that Suarez is male. The 95% figure could not be achieved due to a high degree of physical and behavioural traits.

The logical next step is to do a chemical analysis of hormone and steroid levels in Suarez body to try and locate possible imablance. This imbalance may be caused by physical abnormalities. if these abnormalities are not present a genetic test should be undertaken to establish the presence of a Y Chromosone. if this is not present it would explain alot andSuarez can play for the women.

is that better? Ive tried to keep it serious
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FFS<doh>

You're making this as boring as Red's inane derailing<grr>
 
moreinjuredthanowen said:
simple equation and marketing student should know

Value = Price + quality.
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I would suggest that Price is the monetary amount at which both buyer and seller are satisfised (NB that is different from satisfaction) in a transaction. Hence the monetary exchange both limits dissatisfaction whilst maximising the level of satisfaction possible in the given transaction.
 
Foredeckdave said:
I would suggest that Price is the monetary amount at which both buyer and seller are satisfised (NB that is different from satisfaction) in a transaction. Hence the monetary exchange both limits dissatisfaction whilst maximising the level of satisfaction possible in the given transaction.
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price is what the seller wants to sell his wares at. quality is a subjective feeling a customer gets from a product... does it function as advertised, does it give more than expected, does it feel nice sort of stuff.

value is the equation is the customers mind where they look at an item and feel the price is justified by what they get.

So even though suarez is not an asset or property but a human being if i suspend that for an instant.......

55million + a history of biting, racial abuse and long bands plus law suits = no value to arsenal

If arsenal saw value at 55mil they would have paid it.

This comes form my companies training on financial matter where they explained how vital it was to "keep the brand up" by charging higher price and delivering more as if we lowered price we'd be competing with cheap tat from asia. High price plus "feeling of quality" = massive profit

Is it right or gospel? I haven't a clue i'm not a marketing asshole... but you can see so many western companies try to charge the high price... like apple. huge price, aura of quality (even if the dissatisfiers are huge, like battery life or locked to software prison) = huge profit
 
moreinjuredthanowen said:
price is what the seller wants to sell his wares at. quality is a subjective feeling a customer gets from a product... does it function as advertised, does it give more than expected, does it feel nice sort of stuff.

value is the equation is the customers mind where they look at an item and feel the price is justified by what they get.

So even though suarez is not an asset or property but a human being if i suspend that for an instant.......

55million + a history of biting, racial abuse and long bands plus law suits = no value to arsenal

If arsenal saw value at 55mil they would have paid it.

This comes form my companies training on financial matter where they explained how vital it was to "keep the brand up" by charging higher price and delivering more as if we lowered price we'd be competing with cheap tat from asia. High price plus "feeling of quality" = massive profit

Is it right or gospel? I haven't a clue i'm not a marketing asshole... but you can see so many western companies try to charge the high price... like apple. huge price, aura of quality (even if the dissatisfiers are huge, like battery life or locked to software prison) = huge profit
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lets not forget price fixing though<ok> They can only keep the price high if they collude with others that make a similar product of similar quality to keep the prices similarly high. In that respect you can't relate it to footy as footy prices are in part dictated by income the product will provide rather than the price being fixed by supposed competitors.

The football player transfer market is not divide and conquer between clubs
 
moreinjuredthanowen said:
price is what the seller wants to sell his wares at. quality is a subjective feeling a customer gets from a product... does it function as advertised, does it give more than expected, does it feel nice sort of stuff.

value is the equation is the customers mind where they look at an item and feel the price is justified by what they get.

So even though suarez is not an asset or property but a human being if i suspend that for an instant.......

55million + a history of biting, racial abuse and long bands plus law suits = no value to arsenal

If arsenal saw value at 55mil they would have paid it.

This comes form my companies training on financial matter where they explained how vital it was to "keep the brand up" by charging higher price and delivering more as if we lowered price we'd be competing with cheap tat from asia. High price plus "feeling of quality" = massive profit

Is it right or gospel? I haven't a clue i'm not a marketing asshole... but you can see so many western companies try to charge the high price... like apple. huge price, aura of quality (even if the dissatisfiers are huge, like battery life or locked to software prison) = huge profit
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If you can satisfy the customers needs and wants you'll be successful. The right product at the right time in the right place at the right price - it's as easy and as complex at that.

Apple is an interesting situation. They are on a run at the moment and are recouping the fruits of being innovators. However, they have shown before that when they get it wrong they do so spectacularly.

For me the truly big problem for British firms has been giving control of them to the money men. British business has been one sad history of decline since the bean counters took control.
 
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