Stoke = c*nts

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I don't want yolk to think I'm changing the subject for the sake of it, let's get back on topic.

Now, what was that about Kevin Nolan meringueing goalkeepers? He certainly was a goal poacher...
 
skalpel said:
Let's get cracking then.
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I think it is a rotten idea, someone will just end up with egg on their face unless they are a very hard boiled person. I am not a chicken though so here goes, although I am a-fried that people will poach my best yokes.
 
Aldridge_Prior said:
I don't want yolk to think I'm changing the subject for the sake of it, let's get back on topic.

Now, what was that about Kevin Nolan meringueing goalkeepers? He certainly was a goal poacher...
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<laugh>! This one is genius. Nolan has benedicto us though, wouldn't want to omlette us bring him into it.
 
I find this a strange thread considering every prem team are exactly the same dont alienate one team cuz that really is bollox ..
We lost last night ok so what i thought Liverpool were good !
Saurez the total diff !
But Probert the ref was crap full stop !
Do u really think that Liverpool did nt do any of the stuff u r talking about toon ??
Crragher should of been sent off early ref bottled it and the goal that was dissallowed ... well lets just say i still dont know why ?
Stoke r good at what they do but dont make excuses now just in case u lose !!!
Should be a good game ..
Up the Potters and i av a great mate that lives in toon as well so up the toon but u know where my loyalty lies on Monday !!
# Good luck fellas
 
Smudger said:
Didnt know there were any Stoke fans on not606. I'd happily take a point now, the Britannia is a very difficult place to go.
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The Potters have been struggling to sell tickets for this game and made quantities of tickets privately available to club sponsors for their employees priced at just £5.
 
Shola Face said:
I would love for Pardew to commentate a full match unedited, wouldn't care who's playing.

"Oh and it's Jones, skips past Williams and oh look out it's Smith! Oh boy! Poor Jones just got completely raped, think he might have a shout for a penalty here. GOOD LORD! Tell you what, think the ref missed that one, the manager's not happy, looks positively ready to rape the fourth official. I can't believe it the manager's been sent to the stands and he's set to be joined by Jones for simulating being a rape victim. The captain's furious, got a face like a thwarted rapist and... yes... he's got a straight red for dissent! Tell you what, the ref's raping people with these cards, enough to make a rapist blush! Play is resumed with the blues down to 9 men and their manager forced to watch from the stands. His tactics must surely be in tatters, his pre-match plan has been raped with a great big metaphorical spunky co-WOAH! Edgeworthy at the edge of the box just needs to cross the ball, Howard is waiting for him! OH! It's fallen so sweetly for him and HE MISSES! My word, he's got the touch of a rapist that lad has! The referee blows the whistle for half time in what's been a rapetastic first half, over to Gary in the studio..."
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I very almost literally rofl'd <laugh>
 
I have no problem with Stoke or Pulis. What he's done has taken not the most skillfull team in the world and got them into Europe. They battle and stick the game plan, yeah they use the long ball a lot (even from throw ins) but they have big strikers to hold the ball up, something we did in the Championship week in week out. May not be the most attractive football but at least Stoke fans need their passports this season, something we haven't in quite a few years now. Remind me a little big of the Wimbledon crazy gang. Always a lively atmosphere at the Brittania.
Tash also has selective memory or hasn't noticed where Leon Best stands when we take corners these days.

Hopefully it'll be a good game on Monday, we are the better team when we're all fit and playing and we should beat them, after the game maybe the players will all eggschange shirts <ok>
 
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