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Stoke = c*nts

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Heavy Metal Toon, Oct 27, 2011.

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  1. Jonas' Dance Teacher

    Jonas' Dance Teacher Active Member

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    Your yoking aren't ya
     
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  2. Hatem Is A Geordie

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    This thread is brilliant <laugh>
     
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  3. Aldridge_Prior

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    I don't want yolk to think I'm changing the subject for the sake of it, let's get back on topic.

    Now, what was that about Kevin Nolan meringueing goalkeepers? He certainly was a goal poacher...
     
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  4. Masanari

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    I think it is a rotten idea, someone will just end up with egg on their face unless they are a very hard boiled person. I am not a chicken though so here goes, although I am a-fried that people will poach my best yokes.
     
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  5. skalpel

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    <laugh>! This one is genius. Nolan has benedicto us though, wouldn't want to omlette us bring him into it.
     
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  6. Beatski

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    those puns are clucking terrible
     
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  7. Aldridge_Prior

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    Omletting you all have a go at this, quiche and every one of you...
     
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  8. skalpel

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    Lay off me would you?
     
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  9. Aldridge_Prior

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    Get in! It's nearly Fry-day. There's gonna be a scramble to finish work early tomorrow, it sends me dippy.
     
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  10. skalpel

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    Let's talk about Ba. May a knees discussion be a good suggestion?
     
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  11. biggeordiedave

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    It's my day off so I'll just be cooped up in the house!
     
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  12. biggeordiedave

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    Perhaps a joint discussion between posters?
     
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  13. potterpalm

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    I find this a strange thread considering every prem team are exactly the same dont alienate one team cuz that really is bollox ..
    We lost last night ok so what i thought Liverpool were good !
    Saurez the total diff !
    But Probert the ref was crap full stop !
    Do u really think that Liverpool did nt do any of the stuff u r talking about toon ??
    Crragher should of been sent off early ref bottled it and the goal that was dissallowed ... well lets just say i still dont know why ?
    Stoke r good at what they do but dont make excuses now just in case u lose !!!
    Should be a good game ..
    Up the Potters and i av a great mate that lives in toon as well so up the toon but u know where my loyalty lies on Monday !!
    # Good luck fellas
     
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  14. Smudger

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    Didnt know there were any Stoke fans on not606. I'd happily take a point now, the Britannia is a very difficult place to go.
     
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  15. cally8793

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    Claimed as my signature
     
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  16. Smudger

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    One day. One day there'll be a tash signature for everyone <laugh>

    Good choice <ok>
     
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  17. Crouching Shola Hidden Talent

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    It'll be a momentous, yet sad day.
     
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  18. Agent Bruce

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    The Potters have been struggling to sell tickets for this game and made quantities of tickets privately available to club sponsors for their employees priced at just £5.
     
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  19. Minty Fresh

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    I very almost literally rofl'd <laugh>
     
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  20. Alfie

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    I have no problem with Stoke or Pulis. What he's done has taken not the most skillfull team in the world and got them into Europe. They battle and stick the game plan, yeah they use the long ball a lot (even from throw ins) but they have big strikers to hold the ball up, something we did in the Championship week in week out. May not be the most attractive football but at least Stoke fans need their passports this season, something we haven't in quite a few years now. Remind me a little big of the Wimbledon crazy gang. Always a lively atmosphere at the Brittania.
    Tash also has selective memory or hasn't noticed where Leon Best stands when we take corners these days.

    Hopefully it'll be a good game on Monday, we are the better team when we're all fit and playing and we should beat them, after the game maybe the players will all eggschange shirts <ok>
     
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